AreWeThereYet 🐸🇺🇸

I hope whoever created the mold for this has a lifetime supply of statue materials they can keep using to create as many as possible.

What's it called when you throw up a little in your mouth while also laughing really hard?

That's one furry tum tum. 😻

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#Accurate

Completely off-topic, but this still is from the 2022 movie "Persuasion" with Dakota Johnson in the starring role, and if you have not seen it, you must, must, MUST. Just a gorgeous production.

Back in the day the schisms in the GOP used to be over things like "Interventionist Foreign Policy vs. Isolationist Foreign Policy."

Now it's "Raping 12-Year-Old Girls vs. Raping Adult Women"

#EvergreenPost because even when he's finally in the ground, I'll still be saying this.

I hope so!

She had a chance to be a decent person and she blew it. From now on, she's a pedophile apologist and nothing else.

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#EveryRepublicanAccusationIsAConfession

When I worked for a state gov't we had to do ethics training every year, and one of the breach-of-ethics examples was using your brother-in-law's company for work without filing a conflict-of-interest form.

But IOKIYAR. In fact, the greater the corruption, the more conservatives love you.

Maybe someone should tell Megyn R. Kelly 15 is not “barely legal”, it’s actually quite illegal?

I couldn't fit "fuck them all" into that post, and I couldn't find a gif for "fuck them all", but your gif is perfect.

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Contrast this with Spanish goodbyes, where it takes at least 20 minutes to get out the door from the time you started saying you were leaving. 😖

I have a theory that one reason small towns in southern US states are so poor is that they have such a high number of churches per square mile, i.e. property that is not paying property tax.

I hope the next time Dems get the opportunity, they'll take it, and pedal to the metal.

#TweetOfTheWeek

All the stories that came out when he ran the first time about how he never paid people who did work for him. How they'd have to sue him for the money he owed, and he'd manage to settle so they'd get like 10% of what they were owed.
And MAGA all cheered and said "What a smart businessman".

Plus it's so super disturbing I don't want to look at it any longer than necessary. 😆

I don't know how to do the photoshops. 😝

Trae Crowder and his sexy, magnificent eyebrows.

Agree to disagree. #EyebrowPorn

No, he doesn't. He can do whatever he wants, kill whoever he wants, invade whoever he wants, because the SCOTUS Six said he could, and no one with the power to stop him is going to stop him.
#StopElectingRepublicans

His case is this:

“Venezuela has more mineral wealth than the rest of the world and I really need to distract from the pedophilia I did”.

They'll just do what red state residents did during COVID -- go to blue states for healthcare.

KILL IT WITH FIRE

Not as easy to avoid crossing that line as one might think. I got suspended from twitter because I posted that MTG should be shot into the moon using a Jewish space laser. Apparently someone construed that as a violent threat.