Hardik, from a safe distance

I dont like how butter is compared to I cant believe its not butter. They dont have to compare EVERYTHING

Someone please write an article of clothing and make me the author

M not a nice guy

When someone needs help, DONT suggest they need therapy. You might harm them.

Open to being corrected by people who speak various languages better than I do

Some people are popping protein like its a drug addiction

Always referring to the iphone pro as the iphone Professional

There is an iceberg for every Titanic

Thanks to digital money there are no coins to steal from the fountain

Walk the mile (this version of walking the mile takes 7 mins)

I came here looking for extremely massive entertainment

I cant tell you what it means how much it means to hear you tell me what it means

Well, dont just stand there like a fuckin doordasher! Like and retweet!!

I say this to people a lot, TMZ is right a lot. In the way The Onion nails it a lot, TMZ’s takes are just right a lot.

Leave your foot where you found it

Chicken or egg situation every time theres a new Superman movie, who wrote it first, George Bernard Shaw in ‘Man and Superman’ or Simon and Schuster

A hunter isn’t thomspon

Oh bluesky…

Every Superman movie is about protecting whoever is cast as Superman. No one cares about the movie. Its why the 2nd one with the new guy never takes off.

Just before you get a hang of whats 3d printed, there will be a Star Trek chess version of printed to make things easier

I left the internet for a couple of years and everything is still the same

The biggest joke in the world

The closer you get to the elephant, the more capable you are of recognising the idiots that in fact believe an elephant brained animal can be as smart as a regular average human being. Get rid of those people.

Imagine getting through school, college, all manner of middling to good jobs, working with all manner of incompetents, and getting through the worst pandemic in a century,

and THEN falling down a little.

You know what, I got through covid pretty good too.

Things were better when I was 34 or even 35 and then god knows what

Things were better even when I was 34 in fact

Things were better even when I was 32

Things were better when I was 30

It remains staggering to me that no matter how many social media apps lose their audiences and STILL people keep on moving on to another such app, but it does feel like with every such movement the recovery is of decreasing proportions