Sassyteach24

And your name?

Me: Earl

Starbucks cup: irl

I'll be in the deep end

I feel your pain no that's mine.

I never believe in telekinesis until I’m worried a cup is going to tip and point at it and tell it to stay. Then I believe every single time.

It’s like you can see my storage unit 😂

If you love something, set it free.

If it doesn’t come back, don’t worry about it, because you probably would have lost it anyway, and eventually forgotten about it, until you came across it again and thought ‘what the hell is this,’ and thrown it in the garbage.

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I don’t want to get too political but I’m starting to think the President is a cad.

They put an end date on the country 😭

the tumble setting on a dryer can be used to make cement but only once

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I've only one heart, but I don't mind sharing pieces of it.

The Sound of Music is on TCM. October is off to a terrifying start.

A safe space to lay down your armor

What a spectacular disaster may I get your recipe?

We wouldn’t be here if they had kept running episodes of The Flintstones at lunch time.

We wouldn’t be here if you had just kept writing in cursive

I’m not DTF but I’m totally DFT:

Down
For
Tacos

The softest I swear!

My coworker made me a loaf of bread and I almost cried at how sweet and wholesome he is!

Welcome to your 50s. You don’t cry over spilled milk. You argue with it, rethink your life choices, and then take a nap.

(1-800-Flowers grabbing crotch like Sipowicz) Get your joyful fall birthday gifts right here

200lbs of tacos would fix me

High compliment 🥰❤️

😂❤️

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Who’s your favourite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)

Thank you cutie 🥰

My view for the 5K today:)
(I walked)

Excuse me, time to lead my Bsky
wrist-stretch session.

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And rest.
Now again

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good job everyone!