LJ

When the adhd appetite for novelty surpasses the cptsd-induced shame >>>>>>>>>>

Oh, yall are upset about that? I thought he was just making his best case for the 2A ever

I used to think we should stop having concerts in stadiums, but I went to one this week, and now I remember we should actually just abolish stadiums

Yippee, I'm about to visit a city with functional public transportation!!

I could mark my shot day on a calendar or, the more fun option, I could keep wondering "is today shot day?" and then taking my shot if that's followed by getting really weepy

Went to a western swing dance class and it was such a fascinating peek into straight culture. They were predictably short of "follows," so every now and then one of the teachers would leave for the bar and come back with a few women. It was like they were pulling them out of a freezer or something

I know a lot of you have already heard or read about BDS Movement's call against Microsoft, and felt weird and bad about it all, but decided to move forward as normal because of some degree of ambiguity.

"What service is Microsoft providing?"

Here it is, clear as day. A direct line to death.

Stfu I JUST used rosemary oil as lobe lube 😭

My roommate really (unknowingly, coincidence) chose the day I sized up my ears to tell me it's possible for hair to grow directly from the inside of one's earlobe

Hickey? I sure hope it do

I have to admit, yeah, sometimes I do wish my parents were still alive. That way I could give them acid and make them watch dropout's Breaking News

Over-ear headphones aren't enough, I need the bassline of De Selby Pt 2 injected directly into my bloodstream

(Gender affirming surgery specialist walking into a conversation about professional fighters)
boxer? I hardly know h

Happy birthday Frantz Fanon!

You can't convince me no one else on r****t has noticed this

I'm so glad I don't have to watch commercials anymore and instead my v*z** TV resets in the middle of my favorite song to show me a carousel of ads on the un-navigatable dashboard

Call me a conspiracy theorist but companies have *got* to be deleting comments about how shitty their products/apps are, right? We're all getting the last video in y**t*** playlists and then a shitty autoplay when we click "play all," aren't we?

A friend group

A science textbook that doesn't teach flood geology

Gay people

SpongeBob

Showing my inner child things they've never seen before

While I deeply appreciate the support from everyone I wanted to let you know that I have had a couple offers regarding covering expenses for a celebration of life. I have absolutely no plans yet on that but I will try to keep everyone updated. There’s not a need to donate to the gofundme. But I want everyone to remember the joy and love Jonathan has brought and will continue to bring forever. I have my essentials covered and our family in San Antonio is taking care of me until I get back to South Carolina. Instead of donating Jonathan and I would both rather you spread the word about the consistent injustice done to him, to us, and to our dogs. We had so many beautiful plans for the future.

Jonathan Joss' husband Tristan has released another statement saying that donations to their old home GoFundMe are not needed at this time and would ask for everyone to direct their energy towards spreading the message about how he was in fact murdered in a hate crime

An elderly person using a walker and a younger person assisting her. The text reads "'Pair programming used to generally mean that one dev typed and controlled the computer while the other dev read docs and talked through mostly-original ideas for implementation," and then, "sure grandma now let's get you to bed"

Tragic: your best coworker uses [tool redacted] every day

Having CPTSD flavored anxiety is like if one day a devil just showed up on your shoulder. And you're like "cool I guess, where's the shoulder angel?" and the shoulder devil goes "what angel" then never shuts up again

At this point, silence and inaction are inarguably dangerous. Folks with the complexion for the protection are not going to be the ones grabbed up first, let's be really real here. So y'all need to be loudest, on the front lines, and raising absolute hell EVERYWHERE. At home, on the job, everywhere.

Nothing about this is that great a departure from what America is and always has been. Some of y'all are experiencing shock not just because of what's happening but to protect yourselves from the culpability you're beginning to feel due to prior inaction. But if it's brand new, it couldn't be on you

Emotional histamines

Parts work is hilarious because like. There are up to a dozen little guys running around in your brain on a mission(tm). None of them are evil or wrong, they're trying to help you. The one thing they all have in common is being really bad at their jobs

(Opening a pack of cigs) yay 💕 I can't wait to feel even worse 😍