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gilded age season 3 episode 6

04.08.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if cody rhodes aint bleeding, he aint worth watchin

04.08.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cody back to his best role as a main event wrestler, being The Other Guy in a match

04.08.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Yuki Ishikawa vs. Ryuji Hijikata (AJPW 2004-07-22)
YouTube video by Cobra Twist Yuki Ishikawa vs. Ryuji Hijikata (AJPW 2004-07-22)

MATCH RECOMMENDATION #4

Vs Ryuji Hijikata (AJPW 7/22/04)

Fuck them Kids. Shitty little traitor gets put in the DIRT. You donโ€™t get to call yourself a โ€œSickoโ€ if this does nothing for you.

youtu.be/9GE6BqjnjzY?...

04.08.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Yuki Ishikawa vs. Carl Greco (BattlARTS 6/1/2008)
YouTube video by vrnam nchnm Yuki Ishikawa vs. Carl Greco (BattlARTS 6/1/2008)

MATCH RECOMMENDATION #3

Vs Carl Greco (BattlArts 6/1/08)

If incredibly tight and scrappy Grappling is your shit. How have you NOT seen this match? Ishikawa is just as intense on the mat with Greco as he is throwing strikes with Ikeda.

youtu.be/AC1JOrnpxWE?...

04.08.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Alright Marks of WrestleSky. You want more Old Wrestling discussion? Let me tell you about the Realest and most underrated Mother Fucker of all time:

Yuki Ishikawa (a thread ๐Ÿงต )

04.08.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

me: hey babe, you got a little goop on my side of the bed

my wife Gwyneth Paltrow, covered in a thin layer of goop: "goop"

me: ok goodnight

08.01.2025 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

damn this age is gilded af

04.08.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 278    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Ed Begley Jr, falling asleep and whispering "Bed Begley Jr"

04.01.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 131    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

i get it but it isnt my thing, i was in the right time and place and the people who were heavy into it I thought were annoying

04.08.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's a foundational level kind of humor

if you didnt get it at the right time and place, its simply not funny

04.08.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To put it another way, a dog is named Garry. A cat is named Garry Shandling. A horse is named The Finale of Itโ€™s Garry Shandlingโ€™s Show Aired On May Twenty-Fifth, Nineteen Ninety.

03.08.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 197    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

this is the image that inspired twin peaks

03.08.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 136    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

hoping we find out why the chef didn't feed em earlier when it was less rough

04.08.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its cool

04.08.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Comedian in a roast battle: yeah your pretty funny. Funny looking

03.08.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

bubba ray dudley must be eternally thankful that public enemy did not last in the wwf

03.08.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just cannot sanction Bubba Ray Dudley's entire vibe. Nothing about it is better than "off-putting."

03.08.2025 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've got good news.

That Gumby you like is going to come back into style.

03.08.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Unforgiven (1992) and Unforgiven at Sphere (2025)

Top image is the iconic opening sunset silhouette of a barn and one bare tree, the bottom image an absurdly extrapolated version of the same such that the barn and tree are 1% of the image and the image is almost entirely sky

Unforgiven (1992) and Unforgiven at Sphere (2025) Top image is the iconic opening sunset silhouette of a barn and one bare tree, the bottom image an absurdly extrapolated version of the same such that the barn and tree are 1% of the image and the image is almost entirely sky

03.08.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2050    ๐Ÿ” 159    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
Two panels the first showing the Gumby still the above post in response to showing Pokey wearing a felt hat and sweater and looking offscreen sadly. The second Panel is from the television show The Simpsons showing Homer sitting on the couch watching television in the darkened Simpson family living room. Text reads "Brilliant! I have absolutely no idea what's going on"

Two panels the first showing the Gumby still the above post in response to showing Pokey wearing a felt hat and sweater and looking offscreen sadly. The second Panel is from the television show The Simpsons showing Homer sitting on the couch watching television in the darkened Simpson family living room. Text reads "Brilliant! I have absolutely no idea what's going on"

03.08.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is the image that inspired twin peaks

03.08.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 136    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Disagreeing with Nazis isnโ€™t a โ€œpurity testโ€ itโ€™s a fucking baseline expectation

03.08.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 301    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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I donโ€™t know what changed, but this is what it feels like to use this website now

03.08.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4866    ๐Ÿ” 540    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a qvc original series

01.08.2025 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

my word

02.08.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you laugh but in this moment, the future of podracing was doomed because the family formed the ratts tyerell foundation after his death to try to make the sport safer and led to it being outlawed all over the galaxy and were successful on many worlds

02.08.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THE NAKED GUN: Akiva Schaffer must know the first three movies like the back of his hand, you could airdrop so many jokes in this into those flicks without anyone being the wiser (complimentary)

02.08.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 100    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and that's what the best EU story should have you ask

02.08.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you laugh but in this moment, the future of podracing was doomed because the family formed the ratts tyerell foundation after his death to try to make the sport safer and led to it being outlawed all over the galaxy and were successful on many worlds

02.08.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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