"Sir, this is a Thunderdome Wendy's"
23.02.2026 01:58 β π 42 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0@abpow.bsky.social
Former purveyor of Absolute Powerpop. Mostly bad puns and lukewarm takes on sports, TV and film when not occasionally practicing law. Fan of Rays/Gators/Lightning/Bucs/Newcastle United
"Sir, this is a Thunderdome Wendy's"
23.02.2026 01:58 β π 42 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0ESPN did the same thing on SportsCenter last night! awfulannouncing.com/espn/mistake...
23.02.2026 00:21 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0pronouncing his name CO-pen
22.02.2026 23:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fetterman 2.0
22.02.2026 21:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"you missed an open net for a goal that could have won it and you were bodied off the puck in OT for the game-winning goal, so here's a plushie for your troubles"
22.02.2026 20:05 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yes! they lost 3 centers to injury in the same game (Minnesota at home I believe)
22.02.2026 19:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Then those guys went back to Syracuse and took them to the Calder Cup finals. Probably enjoyed that time more than if they had made the playoffs and lost in the first round.
22.02.2026 19:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Speaking of the Bishop trade, I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for the 2017 Lightning, the black sheep of the family as the only Cooper team to miss the playoffs (by a point). That 20-6-4 run they put on to end the season with several Syracuse guys and w/o Stamkos was a lot of fun.
22.02.2026 19:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0and here I thought anyone who loved Nickelback was beyond redemption, musically speaking
22.02.2026 19:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Still smh at fans of the country which throws arguably the three best players in the world over the boards gets to cry about the 3-on-3 OT format
22.02.2026 19:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the latter is kind of a tough pull given Canada throws the 3 best players in the world over the boards
22.02.2026 18:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Statcast is in the best shape of its life
22.02.2026 18:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hang it right next to this
22.02.2026 18:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bad day to be drywall in Canada
22.02.2026 16:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0and there's this www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUoj...
22.02.2026 16:26 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Sidney Crosby only guy in the Canada lineup who needed the silver medal to round out his collection
22.02.2026 16:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Saddest silver medal awarding ever
22.02.2026 16:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0USA are also reigning IIHF World Champions by the way, we are a hockey country
22.02.2026 16:10 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1dawgπ₯Ή
22.02.2026 15:57 β π 2215 π 561 π¬ 13 π 85that really got me
22.02.2026 15:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!
22.02.2026 15:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Seen a lot of Jon Cooper-coached games in recent years where his team never touches the puck in OT, maybe this will be one more
22.02.2026 15:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"I beg you with all my heart, help us survive this" followed you
People are truly at their wits' end with the USA-Canada game, just got this
22.02.2026 15:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That Matt Boldy goal seems like it came during the Obama administration
22.02.2026 15:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hellebuyck with the best performance by a US goalie on the world stage since Tim Howard in the 2014 World Cup Round of 16 against Belgium
(that one went past regulation as well, don't look up how it ended)
Canada finding amazing ways not to score
22.02.2026 15:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0didn't realize Eddie Olczyk followed my bsky feed
22.02.2026 15:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0kid playing with fire
USA Hockey rn
22.02.2026 15:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0