Steve Ferra

he's been with so many teams lately he should change his name to Caravan Biggio

Caminero x2!

Florida is a two-party consent state, so that the recording of telephone calls have to be consented to by both parties. Not sure if voicemail/texts fall under this.

Newcastle's summer transfer window is reminding me of my senior prom in high school although I at least got a date on my third ask, they're 0-6 at the moment

Maybe Sesko values his midweeks off

from the "core four" to this for the Yankees

Troy McClure

your host

"newsroom reviewed"

it's gone beyond a brouhaha?

sorry, I don't respond to threats

Rays have scored more runs in the 4th inning tonight than in their last four games combined

Always thought it was unrealistic that the characters on Star Trek hundreds of years in the future were into 20th century music, film and art, but it makes perfect sense now as in the decades to come and beyond it's all going to be AI slop derivative of it

after the game

Taylor Rogers

Is Travis d’Arnaud one of them?

“Honey, I think you missed the turnoff for the parking lot back there”

Giants always seemed like they had a bunch of generic guys in their lineup

Shouldn’t Bauer be on the Carp, since that’s all he ever does?

Episode 1: THE DOVE EFFECT - Randy Johnson travels back in time to 2001 to avoid hitting a dove with a pitch, setting off a butterfly-effect change of the timeline

like most relationships, in the end it came down to compatibility

Sweeney Trod

Sadly for us Rays fans "no he isn't" is losing the Adrian Houser argument tonight

Adrian Houser looking more like the guy released last year than the one with a flukish 2.10 ERA for the White Sox this season (47 K in 68 IP is kind of a tip-off).

Shades of 2023 Aaron Civale.

Tom Hardy among those others

Max Fried giving up max hits this inning

this is the kind of thing in sci-fi stories that attracts attention from hostile aliens and leads to an invasion of Earth

If a shutout on fewer than 100 pitches is called a Maddux, an outing by a pitcher who allows 5 or more runs without making it out of the first inning should be called an Appomattox, as an unconditional surrender to the other team's hitters

white flag of surrender

have always appreciated the Confederate flag in its final form

nickname has to be The Sesko Kid

"don't be distracted from the distraction!"