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@nufc-seb.bsky.social

Boring, Miserable and Unfunny. Mainly posting about NUFC, but also video games, shouty shouty and sad music.

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After seven-and-a-half years on Tyneside, Martin DΓΊbravka has left the club, joining Burnley on a permanent transfer.

Thank you for everything, Martin. We wish you the very best of luck for the future πŸ–€πŸ€

07.08.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 200    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8
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06.08.2025 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I already knew a majority of Twitter were stupid, but the replies on Franks tweet about Matty Targett....
We, as a life form and de-volving and its fucking scary. The internet has made us stupid. #nufc

05.08.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.08.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We already lost Pedro to them :-)

05.08.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably Chelsea.

05.08.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking forward for the next 2 weeks of "considering a bid" for Ramos of PSG. #nufc

05.08.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Who's presenting the #nufc "project" to these players/agents this summer? Because whoever it is, isn't doing a very good job. #nufc

05.08.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Stevie Wonder could see they were waiting for Man Utd to put a bid in.

05.08.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And just like that.... called it. #nufc

05.08.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Couldn't find the salt for my eggs this morning.
Tell me you have ADHD without telling me you have ADHD
#NUFC #adhd

05.08.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm ready to be disappointed again.... #nufc #sesko

05.08.2025 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

This Sesko saga feels like it has been running longer than a Sports Direct closing down sale. #nufc

04.08.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Whoever it was who put me onto these, i salute you. The only issue is, I go through almost 2 bottles a week.
I think it was @scottdaley86.bsky.social and @rebekkarnold.bsky.social Absolute game changer this summer. #nufc #coffee #icedcoffee

04.08.2025 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really didn't expect this from a player like Isak, but I don't see any way back for him. Isak is obviously unhappy with something/someone at the club, rumours of broken promises but what he has done is inexcusable. I think he goes 100% but i hope the club do it on their terms and not his. #nufc

04.08.2025 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.08.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I reckon I got a solid C 🀣🀣

03.08.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too.

03.08.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Only 2 minutes added time? We've been scammed! Dock them points! #nufc #thfc πŸ˜‚

03.08.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can tell a bit like Willock the other day when there is minimal theatrics and legitimate concern in the players face that its not good.

03.08.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn't look good for madders. Went down under no contact. Looks like his knees gone again. #nufc #thfc

03.08.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shameless time wasting from spurs in a friendly this..... #nufc

03.08.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

true.

03.08.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bruno grabbed Romero by the throat in the 1st half and Joelinton just lashed out at someone with a subtle elbow to the jaw. We'd be down to 9 men in a competitive match for sure. #nufc

03.08.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brazilians don't do "friendlies" #nufc #bruno #joelinton

03.08.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait...what do they mean by "more" ??

03.08.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Joelinton has to be scoring from there. Much better from #nufc the last 10-15min. #nufc

03.08.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Our recruitment team (if we can even call it that) has been taken for mugs this summer. There's no sugar coating it. Absolutely baited at every opportunity #nufc

03.08.2025 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Still feel this way despite todays reports... #nufc

02.08.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Make sure you have the bleach ready

02.08.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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