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@nufc-seb.bsky.social

Boring, Miserable and Unfunny. Mainly posting about NUFC, but also video games, shouty shouty and sad music.

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Latest posts by nufc-seb.bsky.social on Bluesky

If one of your siblings had a two year old kid, would you feel its your duty to get them the most obnoxiously, annoying loud toy you can think of for Christmas? #nufc

07.12.2025 18:34 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Rumour has it that Arne Slot told Mo Salah before the game that he will be replacing him with Jacob Murphy in January. #itk #nufc

06.12.2025 21:45 — 👍 22    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

Hahahaha Lolerpool #nufc

06.12.2025 19:27 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lol. Not a great game of football, but 3 points is 3 points #nufc

06.12.2025 17:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Would be nice to improve our goal difference a little, but at the same time players will be told to preserve some energy. #nufc

06.12.2025 16:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let's have a routine 2nd half please now, no funny business. #nufc

06.12.2025 16:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Worra penalty that is!? Happy days. #nufc

06.12.2025 15:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What's he doing with his hands up there??? #nufc

06.12.2025 15:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's hand ball. ???

06.12.2025 15:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That ball was a beaut from Gordon. 100% red card that. #nufc

06.12.2025 15:44 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BRUNO THAT ITS FILTHY!!!!!! #nufc

06.12.2025 15:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

JUST PUT IT IN THE NET!!! #NUFC

06.12.2025 15:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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HOWAY THE LADS ✊

06.12.2025 13:45 — 👍 53    🔁 10    💬 5    📌 13

Lets have it!!!! #nufc

06.12.2025 12:27 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The way that's serving 15 people is 16 for me and everyone else gets 1

05.12.2025 20:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Serves 15?? Who's idea of a sick joke is that? #nufc

05.12.2025 20:23 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 6    📌 0

Why is it so hard to buy Christmas presents for kids these days? All they seem to want is virtual currency for whatever computer game they are playing.🤦‍♂️ #nufc

04.12.2025 08:43 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just fuck right off. What is the defence doing?? #nufc

02.12.2025 22:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is going to be a long 9 minutes. #nufc

02.12.2025 22:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'd be fuming if that was given against us like
#nufc

02.12.2025 21:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Great Penalty #nufc

02.12.2025 21:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait! Why is Wolte not taking it? #nufc

02.12.2025 21:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I mean that's soft if they give it, but I'll take it. #nufc

02.12.2025 21:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh fuck off!!! #nufc

02.12.2025 21:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BRUNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! #nufc

02.12.2025 21:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The fuck is going on at Craven cottage? #nufc

02.12.2025 21:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These lot are shite! But we have to capitalise. #nufc

02.12.2025 20:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LETS GO LADS!!! INTO EM TODAY? #NUFC

02.12.2025 19:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Newcastle United v Spurs: Ramsdale, Halll, Joelinton, Tonali, Barnes, Thiaw, Livramento, Murphy, Woltemade, Burn, Miley

Newcastle United v Spurs: Ramsdale, Halll, Joelinton, Tonali, Barnes, Thiaw, Livramento, Murphy, Woltemade, Burn, Miley

UNITED ✊

02.12.2025 19:00 — 👍 66    🔁 6    💬 4    📌 10

Fake fan, I know. 😞

29.11.2025 21:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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