Fred Bojangles

Von Woltemade celebrates scoring his goal in a World Cup qualifier.

Unsolicited Nick pic #NUFC

Great response.That tickled me!

Check out the Brannagh version if you haven't seen it. Absolutely stellar cast. Osric was played by Robin Williams.

You're right. He gets killed in the Kenneth Brannagh directed movie, which itself was adapted from the RSC version a few years earlier which I saw, but I checked the text and it doesn't mention him dying.

Also, how the hell is Florian Thauvin coming on for Mbappe and scoring for France. What is it with #nufc flops coming good?

Just seen that the rat blanked against Switzerland and they're bottom of the group and not going looking likely to trouble the scorers at the WC. #nufc

9 in Hamlet (not counting old Hamlet, who dies before it starts)

Hamlet,
Claudius,
Gertrude,
Laertes,
Osric,
Rosencrantz,
Guildenstern,
Ophelia,
Polonius.

Pretty sure the flight suit was actually from Event Horizon.

Worst ref I've seen in a long time. The fact that Big Joe started encouraging us to sing "you're not fit to referee" louder tells a tale.

Any game in which the truly horrible, talentless thug Ryan Yates is playing needs a tough ref. This wasn't that ref.

It's not been good. The Rodgers saga was the worst as it teased hope when there was clearly none. Hurts even more to see him doing it at the Steelers now.

But if my #nufc can win their first domestic trophy in 70 years I still hold out some dangling thread of hope.

After 35 years of supporting them, it's definitely a case of Stockholm Syndrome now.

What's that? How's the forsaken, did you say?

There is no other team I would ever want to lose more than the Mackems. Any other answer is the wrong answer. Townful of unwashed, slackjawed idiots.

"Greggs sausage rolls are on me, lads."

Nah, I saw it too. Close control, fearless in the tackle, stayed upright and emerged with the ball. Clears he who shall not be named already in my opinion.

Oh, Frank. How I have missed you.

0-2 up at half time away in the #UCL Big Nick on the score sheet again and I've just had confirmation that I got away tickets to West Ham for me and the boy. Not a bad evening. #NUFC

I'm sorry, but of all the takes, this isn't the one. There's not a single player that fits your description and you're either stirring the shit pile on purpose for attention or you aren't watching the same team as 51k are.

Wait for the drop off, then we get to see them crying on TV on the last day of the season.

I thought they were bang average and pretty toothless at SJP.

Bringing the useless Huang off at half time has certainly made a difference.

If spurs can't score against these then that bodes well for our Cup tie, but I do think Frank is a top, top manager.

Bradford fans did their club proud on wednesday night and I wish you all the best for the rest of the season.

Best of luck for the rest of the season. Credit to your team and coach that you didn't come and try and park the bus and had a right go at it. Fans were class as well, cracking numbers for a thursday night game.

Not sure about 'the very top' but he's certainly got a long career as a top flight player ahead of him if he can stay fit. He seems a lot stronger this season and he is clearly learning a lot from being around the likes of Bruno and Sandro. #nufc

Yes, and looked better there than up top.

I have to say all the additional attention it brings is giving rise to a very alien feeling.

Oh "ya" because league position after 5 games of the season is the metric all the pundits are talking about. 🤡

I feel for all US citizens right now. Either you have a perspective on what a laughing stock your president has just made of your country on the most global stage, or you don't. Either way you have my sympathy #trump

Both yellow cards indicate the lads head's gone as a result of a 2nd #nufc snub. First time out gets benched by PSG. Now he knows he's 2nd choice to the 🐀 when he's fit because of the fee. Sorry Hugo, just have to watch from the bench to see how much you could have been adored.