Fred Bojangles

It would be peak Big Joe redemption arc if he, having to be forced back into a central striker role due to the abysmal window we've had, became prime Shearer.

Nonsense.

In big Joe we trust.

Okay. That suits me fine. Go back to your gun crime, your fucking huge bags of 'potato chips,' your "super-size me culture," your elastic waistband jeans and massive adult illiteracy problem, pal.

Boy gets it.

Crikey. It appears you are one or two sandwiches short of a picnic, pal. 🤪

I think it's gone beyond obvious that he appears to be being paid by certain parties to put the information they want into the public domain. If true, that would fall into the territory of acting as an intermediary and potentially contrary to FIFA regulations.

Didn't your club (sorry, one of them) just announce that it accepted a sizable chunk of Saudi money for one of its players? I'm sure they'll just donate it to Amnesty International though, right?

Okay, terms you will understand. Someone who has a profile that professes to follow both Liverpool FC & Leeds clearly doesn't understand the first thing about 'saccer!' So maybe stick to your silly stick game that plays a 'World Series' featuring teams from a single country + 1 token Canadian lot.

Stick to rounders, eh?

If he turns round and says sorry, I'll cheer him on no end. But he has to mean it. If he leaves I will not tire of singing songs of abuse directed his way. Judas.

Dear God, no.

I agree with both of them. If I'm paid x and I am made aware (however morally wrong we think tapping up might be, it is essentially unstoppable in the modern game) that another employer will pay me x times 2 then in a career that will last max 20 years, barring injury, I'd be mad not to take it.

It was reported on the BBC and Sky News websites. He was relatively on the fence about it all insofar as he basically said he can understand the players perspective but doesn't like it as an NUFC fan. Sir Les has pretty much said the same on Sky today.

two men are sitting at a table in front of a crowd and one of them is saying that 's a bold strategy cotton ALT: two men are sitting at a table in front of a crowd and one of them is saying that 's a bold strategy cotton

You compare the current era, where we have a world class coach, 2 Brazilian internationals, not to mention a host of other world class players & about to enter a 2nd Champions League season in 3 years to an ownership that couldn't complete a loan deal for Shefki Kuqi and you're calling me dopey?

We just won our first major trophy for generations. Are you on glue?

I've gone with My Cousin Scalvini

Not sure about that but definitely good to know he's susceptible to hypnotism at the start of a season with two derbies to come 🤫

It was Luke O'Nien

Just finished seeing Derren Brown at Sunderland Empire and he just randomly hypnotised the Mackems' captain 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #nufc

This country is beautiful. The countryside is amazing and most, if not all, cities have some gorgeous buildings and fantastic places to be entertained or to dine.

I get to play village cricket with my boy every Sunday and it's absolutely brilliant, win lose or draw. Just the chance to share a field and each other's successes is joyous.

Loads. My son, who is 14, is having dental treatment that in other countries would cost thousands for free on the NHS.

This is the last thing the BBC needs

Anyone think this is a massive over compensation for something that might be a tad on the teeny side?

Petition to bring it back. Would be so, so much fun to watch the sister botherers toil all season.

Yet more chronicle click bait. Not the date for the actual fixtures, as is intimated, but the date the EPL fixtures are released.

I'd put The Final Countdown on there before Pearl Harbour.

You'll get an email.