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Painting of a thin man with a surly expression on his face and hairy armpits

Self-portrait — Egon Schiele, 1912

A bus stop A blue sign behind her illuminates her and she is looking at her phone Cars are seen though bus shelter and rain

Today is #blueskymonday
Rainy bus stop and woman
#eastcoastkin

4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

“David, who shall we invite to the wedding?”

“Bono. Ono. Eno.”

“I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard.”

Just opened the forest door of my Carlisle United advent calendar. The chocolate is foul.

It took him 13 game-weeks to kiss that badge 😏

30% against? 😬

Been holding onto this one for a while

Time to invoice the telegraph for using my illustration, I guess

an ad for the new series “welcome to derry” with the tagline “go back to where IT all began“, except somehow, they highlighted the word “to“ instead of “it“

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"

Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy We are concerned about reported efforts from Russia to influence democracy in the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. We believe we must establish the depth and breadth of possible Russian influence campaig...

petition.parliament.uk/signatures/1...

A black-and-white photograph of a rainy city street. A child stands on the wet pavement, holding a large umbrella above their head with both hands and looking up with a joyful expression. Reflections of buildings and passers-by shimmer on the rain-soaked ground. Other people walk in the background, some carrying umbrellas, along a street lined with shops.

Umbrella ☂️

#AlphabetChallenge
#WeekVforVowels

#UrbanGaze #HumansOfBlueSky
#ClassicMono
#London
#PhotographersOfBlueSky
#EastCoastKin

Hey, look! It's one of those pictures that say a thousand words!

#Montreal 's just leap-frogged other cities in North America by opening the REM.

Automated. Electric. Frequent (2.5 minute headways). Fast (Capable of 110 km/h). Cheap to build. (One tenth the price of other systems)

And really fun to ride...

🧵

a lighthouse peeking out behind a huge wave

Lake Ontario is a tad lumpy today...not as bad as Lake Erie, but putting on a pretty good show! #Photography #EastCoastKin

racing bikes at night - with some motion blur

racing across the field with two lights and the fog and one bike racer

silhouette under the lights racing past a light pole

light up and racing in the dark

Cyclocross under the lights
(in the mist and fog)

📷 Pentax K3 mkiii monochrome

Yes, You heard, him correctly!

A RacICEst 🧊thug just attempted to gaslight & shame a community ICE alert activists for activating the community 🧊 alert protocol.

A four panel comic strip. In the 1st panel, an octopus is seen within the frame, with a textbox explaining "an octopus can fit through any hole larger than its beak." In the second panel, the text continues, "this means an octopus as large as 600 lbs can potentially fit through a hole the size of a quarter." As this unseen narrator says this, the octopus slips out of a small opening in the frame of the comic going between panels. In the third panel, the octopus is completely absent, the narrator says "oh no." Finally we see the octopus having fully broken out of the comic panels, scooting its way out of the comic, holding a cellphone and saying "hey- tell the boys Vinny The Thumbs is out of hoosegow. I know a couple of 'em won't be too thrilled but it's more fun if they have a head start."

Octopus Facts
(rerun)

Robin Hood in his animated fox incarnation at a window like the sickos meme saying "Yes...ha ha oo-de-LALLY!"

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

these are all incredible, but the Kirby-wrapped plug-in hybrid C1 Corvette-alike is absolutely 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

myeu.uk – see what the EU has done for you The EU invests around £5 billion a year in the UK. Search by your address or postcode to see some of the investments near you.

Christ, this is heartbreaking. Looking around my bit of Cornwall... the sheer scale of what was thrown away... millions for farmers, hundreds of thousands for schools, more hundreds for young people and culture and...

www.myeu.uk

Q Thank you. You say that -- in your 3 declaration that "There was an incidence where 4 somebody was pulling the face mask and personally" 5 -- "and forcefully ripping off an officer's beard." 6 Do you see that? 7 A Yes. 8 Q What does that mean? 9 A Well, there was an officer that was 10 wearing a gas mask and a protestor had ripped the 11 gas mask off. This officer had a large beard. They 12 grabbed it and forcefully ripped the beard out of 13 his chin. 14 Q His beard was ripped off of his face? 15 A Yes, a good portion of it. 16 Q Okay. Did you take any pictures of it? 17 A I did not. 18 Q Did somebody else? 19 A I'm not aware. 20 Q How do you know that this happened? 21 A From the officer reporting it. 22 Q Okay. Who is he? A I don't recall the officer's name. 2 Q Was it somebody that you were familiar 3 with before you began work on Midway Blitz? 4 A No. 5 Q Do you know whether a report was written 6 about this incident? 7 A I don't know that. 8 Q Do you know whether or not the person who 9 allegedly ripped off an officer's beard was charged 10 with a crime? 11 A I don't know that specifically.

The depositions from the batshit CBP and ICE officials in Chicago have been unsealed. Here's how Russ Hott denied actually knowing anything about one of the weirder claims they made: that a protestor had ripped someone's beard off.

legacy.www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

#TubesOnTuesday Bank

Years later, Harold Zimmerman, the original “Hookhand” of campfire ghost stories, tells his grandchildren the “Tale of the Two Evil Teenagers.”

Years later, Harold Zimmerman, the original “Hookhand” of campfire ghost stories, tells his grandchildren the “Tale of the Two Evil Teenagers.”

One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.

The Los Angeles Record
November 22, 1921

The pokemon spheal making an announcement ATTENTION!!! This year's Christmas dates have been leaked: Christmas Eve - December 24 Christmas Day - December 25 New Year's Eve - December 31 New Year's Day - January 1