Jazzypyukumuku 🌊🎷

My friend just started a business 😢

I'll never live up to the original

Peak joke Corey

I can't believe this was the only movie I chose to watch this week. It's as bad, if not worse, than what everyone says. Cannot think of a single redeeming quality this movie possesses.

Culture died when the GEICO gecko became a celebrity in his own universe

Gay be people can never say "she looks pretty anymore" it's always some shit like "She must have threw her booty over Hoover cause she got a dam fine ass"

a pink octopus covering its mouth with its hand ALT: a pink octopus covering its mouth with its hand

Let's see what kind of fun, happy shenanigans Takopi gets into this time!

I need to fkn PEE bros

Just watched the first episode of Suits. It's like American Psycho for people who actually want to be Patrick Bateman

This is going to be the most aura-filled battle of the decade

I was loving all your shorts tbh. This is such a good one

What a hideous little gremlin

My bathtub drain was clogged since last week and was too lazy to clean it so I only took one small shower since then. Unclogged it today so this is about to be one of the best showers the world has ever seen

Ok, my mom may be *too* emotionally healthy

What if you could choose between $0.04/month for the rest of your life or $5million right now? Only real ones would pick right

Retirement here I come 😁

I am turning 30 this year and gotta say this is accurate. Mentally prepping myself for years like it's Y2K

Just said "preggers" in front of my dad kill me now

His and Hers corns

I have this one set as my desktop wallpaper after buying those high res versions a while back. Phenomenal work

Two guys in a discord server sitting a voice channel apart because they're not gay

Good Piss Jim

Is @tgmempodcast.bsky.social a fan of the Wishmaster series by any chance?

I thought for sure the punchline to the no-arms-and-no-legs joke in the action Jackson @tgmempodcast.bsky.social episode was gonna be "Doug" but Phil was honestly better

This feels like a bit from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Ok yeah Ne Zha 2 lives up to the hype. The animated equivalent of RRR (a "foreign" film that leans into its culture with a heavy emphasis on the Rule of Cool but with enough heart to back it up and tell a truly epic story)

I AM THE MEATS

Love your work btw, just made a little joke bc nobody can improve upon your art

Wait no this one