My friend just started a business π’
22.09.2025 23:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@octopusrex.bsky.social
Our collective minds are an ocean we spill our brain juice called ideas into, but what is left of ourselves??
My friend just started a business π’
22.09.2025 23:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'll never live up to the original
07.08.2025 03:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Peak joke Corey
07.08.2025 03:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can't believe this was the only movie I chose to watch this week. It's as bad, if not worse, than what everyone says. Cannot think of a single redeeming quality this movie possesses.
07.08.2025 01:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Culture died when the GEICO gecko became a celebrity in his own universe
07.08.2025 00:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gay be people can never say "she looks pretty anymore" it's always some shit like "She must have threw her booty over Hoover cause she got a dam fine ass"
06.08.2025 00:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Let's see what kind of fun, happy shenanigans Takopi gets into this time!
27.07.2025 14:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1I need to fkn PEE bros
26.07.2025 02:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just watched the first episode of Suits. It's like American Psycho for people who actually want to be Patrick Bateman
26.07.2025 02:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is going to be the most aura-filled battle of the decade
09.07.2025 01:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was loving all your shorts tbh. This is such a good one
06.07.2025 04:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What a hideous little gremlin
05.07.2025 15:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My bathtub drain was clogged since last week and was too lazy to clean it so I only took one small shower since then. Unclogged it today so this is about to be one of the best showers the world has ever seen
25.06.2025 23:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ok, my mom may be *too* emotionally healthy
21.06.2025 00:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What if you could choose between $0.04/month for the rest of your life or $5million right now? Only real ones would pick right
28.04.2025 23:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Retirement here I come π
28.04.2025 23:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I am turning 30 this year and gotta say this is accurate. Mentally prepping myself for years like it's Y2K
18.04.2025 04:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just said "preggers" in front of my dad kill me now
16.04.2025 03:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0His and Hers corns
15.04.2025 00:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have this one set as my desktop wallpaper after buying those high res versions a while back. Phenomenal work
08.04.2025 23:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Two guys in a discord server sitting a voice channel apart because they're not gay
07.04.2025 05:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good Piss Jim
21.03.2025 19:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is @tgmempodcast.bsky.social a fan of the Wishmaster series by any chance?
17.03.2025 02:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought for sure the punchline to the no-arms-and-no-legs joke in the action Jackson @tgmempodcast.bsky.social episode was gonna be "Doug" but Phil was honestly better
01.03.2025 21:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This feels like a bit from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
24.02.2025 22:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ok yeah Ne Zha 2 lives up to the hype. The animated equivalent of RRR (a "foreign" film that leans into its culture with a heavy emphasis on the Rule of Cool but with enough heart to back it up and tell a truly epic story)
24.02.2025 00:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I AM THE MEATS
21.02.2025 22:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Love your work btw, just made a little joke bc nobody can improve upon your art
21.02.2025 22:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Wait no this one
21.02.2025 21:47 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0