Justus

not to be the old man yelling at cloud meme but i hate "crash out". very annoying phrase. shut up, shut the FUCK up

my buddy David

A silver foil sticker featuring a computer with a bunch of arrows in it. The text says "BULTERIAN JIHAD NOW! Send AI to hell. If you make a robot I will kill you"

I think my friend Io said it best www.etsy.com/listing/1743...

you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't piss your friend's pants

I am dog now

Bree’s backpack lol

Found em

rotating the name “detlef schrempf” in my mind

Ketchup is good actually

lost my FUCKING keys

You’re right I’m changing my answer to this

even if I DID have to see ghosts to get the $10 million that’s fine with me, it kinda seems like they can’t harm or even touch you really

The Sixth Sense. I assume I would stay myself and not become a psychic kid, so this would basically be getting paid $10M to live in late 90s Philadelphia

Weapons rocks dude

Hey @cosmicbowling.bsky.social you’re not in Flagstaff are you? If not, a perfect doppelgänger of you is riding a scooter down Milton rn

wrong I’m watching My Neighbor Totoro twice

nevermind i googled it and i guess some dork ass homophobic video game nerd chuds are already using this for something else

proposal to replace “communist” with “non-buynary”

those engagement bait things that try to use reverse psychology never work on me because i’m too good at following directions. “don’t look at the caption” okay, I won’t.

when i lived in the valley I was SHOCKED to discover their bus system is worse than Flagstaff’s— a city with a fraction of the population & budget

It’s almost like they fuck up public transit on purpose to reduce public support for it. I’m not a conspiracy theorist but if I was…

if your cummy doesn’t show
then ya owe me, owe me, oh

cool where

oh shit what yall up to tonight

lol I just saw this oop

my dogs are not well-trained because while i have taken responsibility for their physical wellbeing they maintain sole authority over their own spirits

one of the worst types of film discourse online is “[young famous person] looks just like [famous person from a previous generation], they should play them in a biopic!” please stop imagining shit ass movies we have enough of those already

nowhere has heard me make weirder noises than the inside of my car

I was thinking about it! Hadn’t committed yet but leaning yes