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Ex-professional dishwasher

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YouTube Shorts is kinda dog shit

03.02.2026 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every so often I remember this guy at karaoke that came up to me after I finished butchering some song. He enthusiastically asked me if I knew any Rocky Horror and I said yeah.

Then he never came back. What song did he want me to sing with him? It haunts me.

03.02.2026 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not using your AI features. Your analytics will reflect how much money you've wasted.

29.01.2026 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every second I spend on LinkedIn I lose 5 minutes of life

19.01.2026 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had two seizures last year.

Amateur numbers honestly. 2026 we're going to the moon.

13.01.2026 05:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really need Nvidia to figure this out. I've been stuck on 566.36 since December because anything newer results in my PC crashing to black and rebooting.

18.03.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Few people disgust me more than that wet scab of a human Asmongold

14.10.2024 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I am beyond done with this vacation. I may never leave my house again.

27.07.2024 08:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If this cruise does one more announcement on the intercom I'm jumping overboard. I want to SLEEP

25.07.2024 11:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sonic's arms should be blue

08.05.2024 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every star trek alien has a fully jacked up forehead

02.05.2024 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I won't allow this

18.04.2024 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Is outrage all that's left? The Dragon's Dogma 2 drama has been unyielding - whether it's outrage over misconceptions about its monetization strategy, anger at its

I swear I'll set up a Medium or something some day but here's something that's bugged me about The Discourse this past week: cohost.org/Campster/pos...

25.03.2024 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 93    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Am I playing Dragon's Dogma 2 wrong or is the mage class absolute dog(ma) shit?

22.03.2024 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot from Max Payne 3 with Max's model replaced with one that resembles Sam Lake. Max is sitting at a bar while two men speak to him

Screenshot from Max Payne 3 with Max's model replaced with one that resembles Sam Lake. Max is sitting at a bar while two men speak to him

Max sits on a grungy couch in a brothel, this time bald but featuring a beard

Max sits on a grungy couch in a brothel, this time bald but featuring a beard

Bald beardless Sam Lake Max Payne struts down an alley in Brazil wearing sunglasses

Bald beardless Sam Lake Max Payne struts down an alley in Brazil wearing sunglasses

Playing through Max Payne 3 with the Sam Lake mod is an entirely different experience

03.02.2024 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good healthy website. Not pictured: ads for AI revenge porn, Kratom, weed and mushroom gummies

25.01.2024 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rap has me back on genius.com cause apparently "Toot it up" doesn't mean to fart a whole lot

05.01.2024 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No idea what's happening what I'm at the edge of my seat

03.01.2024 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

please, dick wonka was my father. call me willy

24.12.2023 05:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry, 4?

22.12.2023 06:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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nipple visible 99% of the time

22.12.2023 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"any performance tools built in?"

*long ass drag*

"no"

22.12.2023 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spending my night watching a dude dressed like Tommy Lee smoke spliff after spliff while coding his own OpenGL engine

22.12.2023 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Actually I hate video games

20.12.2023 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what are you doing with all those fricking birds

20.12.2023 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What even is a turtle dove anyway and why did you need two

20.12.2023 05:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Time for another round of New Girl

17.12.2023 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I swear you said you were done with this show

14.12.2023 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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