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Ma’am this is an Arby’s.

And that’s a headset.

The Moray still having some of the missiles was a welcome surprise😅🤷‍♂️

GO JOE!!!

Totally forgot these were in my storage unit😂

a capybara with a lemon on its head is swimming in a pool of yellow balls ALT: a capybara with a lemon on its head is swimming in a pool of yellow balls

My daughter has decided that capybaras are the new Moo Deng.

And I think she might be right🤷‍♂️

Ok, I’m feeling a bit salty this eve.

Top 5 comedy shows, all time:

1. The Office (US)
2. Arrested Development
3. Frasier (best writing, hands down)
4. Friends (yeah yeah yeah it was great)
5. Seinfeld

Honorable mention to Newhart

A good choice!🤷‍♂️

For me, an analogous film in my strange brain would be ‘The Descent.’ Ok, not a similar film even remotely😅, but one that has some similar dynamics and unfortunate relationship dynamics.

As for film #2, I’ll need to go with ‘The Shining,’ when I realized that maybe - just maybe😅 - I didn’t have the cinematography gift as much as some…

Ok.

A little late. Apologies

Day 1: Rear Window

Beyond the suspension-of-disbelief of Jimmy Stewart dating Grace Kelly☺️, the crafting of this film is brilliant.

Ahh the dreaded T’s. Too much from which to choose, from The Third Man, to Total Recall, to Traffic, to the Toy Story’s, so many others.

Gonna go off book and go w/ the documentary ‘Trekkies,’ which is in all ways absurd, hilarious, and heartwarming.

Tough one here. Unforgiven and Untouchables got strong consideration, but I gotta go with Usual Suspects.

Masterful from beginning to end.

Though many would think the V selection is kinda slim, I actually looove the V’s, from V for Vendetta to Vanilla Sky to Vacation to Varsity Blues

But I’m gonna go with Vertigo, possibly Hitchcock’s greatest film.

Alright been a long week. Gonna catch up backwards.

Witness

A 1985 classic w/ Harrison Ford, Kelly Mcgillis, et al about a hit that was seen by a young Amish boy.

Peter Weir (of Dead Poets Society/Truman Show fame) did such a wonderful job with this film.

Just for catchup☺️

Once Upon A Time in America.

Panned by critics at first. Originally edited by the ‘cinematographer’ who edited Robocop 2, even though it was directed by Sergio friggin Leone..

When seen in its entirety, among the greatest mob epics by in history.

Primer - an amazing mindbending piece on the intricacies of what a Time Machine could actually engender.

The colostrum conversation must complicate things☺️

Absolute classic. Has everything. Including some great interview moments from Tommy Lee Jones (who was the starting center on that underdog Harvard team), class/Vietnam conflict, Yale/Harvard differences, Doonesbury/Garry Trudeau origin story, and even Meryl Streep’s college dating habits!

One of my favorite documentaries

You don’t wanna know the answer to this question

Deodorant

Yayayayayay!!!

And yeah

Love you, crazy wonderful girl 🥺🥹❤️

Don’t argue with me😂😂😂

Damn you🥹

MY SON’S WALL OF DEODORANT IS IMPENETRABLE

I realize that no one is gonna heart this skeet.

Doesn’t matter.

Greg Gumbel was an awesome man.

And a kind soul.

He died today.

I will miss hearing his wonderful voice. NCAA tournaments were better b/c of him.

Not even sure why I’m tearing up. RIP Greg.😕

You know I’ve been a fan of @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social for a long time.

No need to share unnecessary secrets.😭

I love you, but I have limits when it comes to robe boobs!!😂

WHY ARE YOU RUINING CHRISTMAS

But your boobs need to be free🥺