M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea

The realization that I am not the stoic thoughtful friend but rather the loud obnoxious friend is humbling, but only surprising to me

Me at medieval times with a fake battle ax. I swear this photo had a friend i cropped out

Doomsday prepping

Scene from Jaws - with Roy Scheider saying “You’re gonna need a bigger boat “

I’m not sure what happened on that boat

Everything I didn’t want to know about irredentism I learned from this post

Me at a restaurant. I swear I have a friend I cropped out of the photo

That’s enough politics for the Bluesky today.

I’m smart enough to not like what’s happening but too dumb to meaningfully add to the discussion.

I will be increasing photos where I think I look hot in order to showcase my availability to foreign partners

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This will absolutely pass and the next election will be litigated into 2028. It’s going to be a wild and paperwork heavy until the Supreme Court says this is ok when Republicans do it

1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

carry on my gaywad son

I had to go deep in my mind to remember this

They were economic migrants. I’m not sure that Ireland and Sicily were conducive to feeding yourself or your family at the time

Jeffrey Epstein emailing Peter Thiel: Finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain. ... Return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances.

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

@philipwalker.bsky.social says I shouldn’t worry about it, but that I do give off “any hole is the goal” vibe

Or is it a bisexual sex dream?

Had a heterosexual sex dream last night 🤷‍♂️

Man on a local news street interview: The earth is a resort for like 500 rich people and the rest of us are just the staff.

This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.

You’re right! 🤦‍♂️

It’s weird because my fingerprints are on file for work along with a background check. The government knows who I am in detail. TSA pre was a no brainer.

The government knows more detail about us than any of us realize. They already know if you hate them. Showing up to a protest is nothing

I got my new credit card in the mail and it expires in 2030. That’s 10 years from now… wild

I hate to be petty, but the masks make sense now

No one who works for ICE will see heaven

That’s a crappy thing. I’m
Sorry

This seems insane?

Bloomberg Business on TikTok Moderna CEO Stéphane Bancel said the company doesn’t plan to invest in new late-stage vaccine trials because of growing opposition to immunizations from US officials. #health #business #medicine #US #government

Moderna CEO says Trump’s policies have so curtailed vaccine market they won’t be investing in new research. So that’s awesome. Good luck when the next pandemic hits. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fWErMy/

Last week I went to Dallas and looked at art at The Kimball Museum

That sucks. I’m sorry

Picture of an airheads candy flavor “white mystery”

Someone on a dating app asked for my ethnicity

It isn’t healthy to be this angry all the time. But it also isn’t healthy if this doesn’t make you angry.

AOC: The president has been acting in increasingly erratic ways. It is really damning when we think about the degree to which media outlets reported on Joe Biden, yet we are seeing behavior from Trump that is alarming and everyone is pretending this is normal.

I’m glad Carney said this because it’s true, but it also allowed Western Europe and Canada, Empire without cost. Western liberal democracies were protected by the US and in exchange provided political cover. They built stable welfare states without the military industrial complex that plagues the US