Hollie Jade

Saw a video once that said Capitalism & Natalism go hand in hand b/c the system needs people to have kids to 1) produce more and more workers & 2) when you have kids you can’t be as risky with revolutionary action because your kids are (rightfully) your priority. Childless people are ungovernable.

Marriage of convenience offer for any Americans who want to come to my (slightly less) chaotic country.

photo of a wintry street, cars and people and snow flurries zooming past. on a building down the block, a massive advertisement hangs overlooking the traffic. it is luigi mangione, edited into the image of a saint. the text ‘free luigi’ is featured prominently in yellow, front and center.

‘Free Luigi’ billboard has gone up in lower Manhattan the evening before his next court appearance.

Sent in anon.

I will not be satisfied in this life until I know exactly what Russia has on Trump. It can’t just be a golden shower tape. Surely not.

Brought to you by the Nazi-in-Chief, Elon Musk.

“You're so quiet, what's on your mind?”

Me:
“Montoya Por Favor”

This is so incredibly psychotic. Even I, a relentless pessimist, am a bit shocked.

Moira Rose from the Canadian show Schitt’s Creek.

Canada has hired their new Fentanyl Czar.

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

Aside from everything else shouldn't the CEO of multiple companies not have time to take over a government

Sorry, what do you mean Americans can’t file their taxes for free? You have to pay to give the government money? I am confusion

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

As someone living in a country built as a convict outpost for the English, I am confident in saying this is an insane idea. On top of the regular human empathy I have ya know.