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@flnative.bsky.social

πŸ—‘οΈthis gov / πŸ§‘πŸ’™πŸŠ / NWS aficionado / SW & ST fan / πŸ¦‹Glad to be here! 🫘 Blue dot in a Blue county in a red state. No DMs, please 😎

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It’s crap like this that makes it NOT great to be a Florida 🐊

18.02.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯Ή

18.02.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Swell. At least it’s S FL and not Central FL.

18.02.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had forgotten that about Brando. Couldn’t remember his own name half the time, let alone the dialog.

17.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This begs the question of what are they going to do to the women who choose not to even try to have a child? Are they going to β€œof” them? This admin needs to burn.

17.02.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His team won the Grandaddy of Them All races on Sunday - huge accomplishment! #Daytona500

17.02.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not difficult to see the look of β€œWTF is happening to me here?” on her face, even at the distance the photo was taken. BondRump needs to be collectively impeached.

17.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

According to the article, the guardsman was never found. Yet another death to hang on her.

17.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow.

17.02.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 34240    πŸ” 15893    πŸ’¬ 1210    πŸ“Œ 2344
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Right-wing Heritage Foundation’s own data shows fewer than 100 noncitizens voted since 1982 (!!!)

This is not a real problem. β€œThe SAVE ACT is a Trojan horse to nationalize elections”: open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...

16.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 12233    πŸ” 6436    πŸ’¬ 413    πŸ“Œ 319
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RIP to our consigliere and rider of the Valkyries

16.02.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can confirm.

16.02.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 22116    πŸ” 3320    πŸ’¬ 865    πŸ“Œ 388

Ask me again when it’s dead.

16.02.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🎯🎯

15.02.2026 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 20412    πŸ” 8351    πŸ’¬ 469    πŸ“Œ 344
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β€œI’ve never protested before - but I just watched 4th & 5th grade kids run away from our own government.” πŸ˜•πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ’”

(From @crindivisible.bsky.social )

15.02.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 28846    πŸ” 9971    πŸ’¬ 640    πŸ“Œ 586

He’s very proud of his personal economy.

15.02.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Remaining damage from a stroke…

14.02.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Schools that kegsbreath couldn’t get into…

14.02.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saying the not-so-quiet part even louder. #impeachthepuppykiller

14.02.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly πŸ˜‚

14.02.2026 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Frank Gorshin

14.02.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Miss Lindsey seems to be a little bi… polar.

14.02.2026 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice!

13.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bring it.

13.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wasn’t the late, great John Ritter the voice of Clifford at some point?

13.02.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone is in for a rude awakening *🍊🫏🀑 cough*

13.02.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t sayβ€¦πŸ€” Now why would this admin lie about anything? #releaseallthefiles

13.02.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Get it? See, it's funny 'cuz our President is a pathological liar who rarely, if ever, tells the truth.

13.02.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 17590    πŸ” 3198    πŸ’¬ 608    πŸ“Œ 129

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