maria

crazy to think that the active shooting situation this weekend that is likely going to forever change the activity i love is basically too small and niche of an instance for it to even be a blip in mainstream news. this should not be this normalized????

big shout out to @georgouschrist.bsky.social for picking my broke down ass up in dayton and bringing me and my 14 bags and a squishmellow home what a real friend 😭🥰

having an active shooter preparation talk this morning was very surreal 🙁

i love when dayton/cinci is 10+ degrees warmer than toledo it feels like I’m headed to my winter home in the tropics for the weekend

sometimes i don’t even realize something is a “skill” until i ask them to do it and they’re all like

writing the most basic choreo for non-movers is sometimes so difficult. constantly having to remind myself that things like pushing up from the ground on one knee with no hands is not an innate skill that everyone possesses…

sometimes i just think about the jenny and david incident of ‘24 and i start giggling

honestly the fact that no one from juxta has given me a minute by minute replay of the last two days is almost offensive

if juxta wanted to zoom me into rehearsal, i wouldn’t argue….

when my hip got cleared i was like YES I’M NEVER SITTING OUT OF ANOTHER REHEARSAL AGAIN and now I’m tapped out of all of christmas camp 😞

if i don’t get myself out of this headspace before christmas camp, I’m going to end up using my one on saturday during zumba

false alarm everyone it was a fluke

my brother made a joke about waiting for me to become a millionaire so i can support him. My man… I am unemployed without a college degree. You are a CEO. let’s unpack that real quick…..

it’s such a good feeling to think about a funny memory and start laughing again (andrew exhaling into the joint last night and completely emptying the preroll)

since i recently started making my bed every morning, i’ve been hoping to get my bf to hop on board (at least at my place) by making his bed the moment i walk into his house. good news everyone, he slept in at my place after i left yesterday and i came home to a made bed!!!

last month i found a debit card outside my apt and i basically called out to this dude thru his open porch door like “hey sorry to be weird but i think this is yours?” karma just visited in the form of a neighbor at my door with my car key fob like “hey sorry to be weird but i this this is yours?”

removing you from the invite list in my will rn

i just closed out 100 tabs in my phone browser (i still have 331 tabs open)

okay wait question… is it weird of me just to be 3D printing things that remind me of friends and giving it to them?? like am i being weird to y’all? are you like annoyed of me showing up with somewhat poorly printed junk and forcing it on you? please be honest 😭😭

putting in my will that the theme of my funeral is “nowhere to wear it” where everyone gets to wear an item from their closet they have nowhere to wear it to. old guard uniforms, wedding dresses, festival outfits, you name it. that’s the theme of my funeral pls

i gave my doordash driver a pre roll (in addition to an actually tip don’t worry) and he was genuinely so happy about it i feel like mother Theresa

i have a confession to make 🫣 i read everyone’s secret santa questionnaires as i print them. i know all of juxta’s guilty pleasures 😈

i have an alarming amount of anxiety going into this week- like i have something really important due or some big event- but i don’t think i do??? so I’m pretty sure it’s irrational? but like…. what if it’s not? you know???

if you saw me complaining about it being hot in primetime prior today, no you didn’t

i don’t think i have EVER done a full weekend rehearsal in sweatpants like i did this weekend but bitch it was COLD

lunch with my parents at the mall food court on black friday has got to be in the top 5 most overstimulating events possible

#dwts results have us like

at the zoo and every animal is “just like maisy when”

i am an emotional DISASTER today for no good reason 😅

happy last free saturday to all who celebrate