Mary Woodard

What’s gayer? Homosexuality or whatever the hell was happening In Hazbin Hotel S2E4?

writing a larp where all of the character sheets are moodboards good fucking luck

Taylor Swift wishes she could write lines as metal as the ones I wrote for [checks hand] … Kingdom Hearts 3 soriku fanfic

Worth noting for WA, BTW:

"House Bill 1321, sponsored by Rep. Sharlett Mena (D-Tacoma), requires the Governor’s permission for National Guard troops from other states, territories or districts to enter Washington, unless they are mobilized by the president."

governor.wa.gov/news/2025/go...

WELP posts that aged badly in an hour or less…..

I’d love to know what portion of the props budget went to those tribe idols because godDAMN they’re slick. #Survivor49

“Lesbian Instincts” doesn’t mean using my lesbian instincts to find lesbians. I’m using my fine tuned lesbian instincts to identify who’s gonna win Survivor.

If I HAPPEN to find a lesbian, it’s a pleasant surprise (looking at you, Parv).

Okay I NEED someone to gif Jake/Canadian Chippendales doing the scissoring motion so I can show it to everyone when asked why I put guys on a fantasy team named “Lesbian Instincts” #Survivor49

My first pick is RizGod but I may swap him to get the other two because I want them BAD. My wife gets the other half and wants Australian Chippendales and Savannah (who’s like the only name we know). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ We’ll see what we’re feeling by the end of the episode.

It’s #Survivor49 premiere night for the west coast which means time to decide if Budget Ryan Reynolds or Butch Type-A Eldest Daughter is my second pick for my @purplerockpod.bsky.social Fantasy League team.

It’s the M&Ms and constant gaming, but honestly I want Morgan to be Steve — I’m so ready for her to cut Vince like Steve did to Vanessa and take it all.

A meme in which a man looks behind him to appreciate a young woman while his actual girlfriend looks pissed off as hell. The man has a caption “me”, the young woman has the caption “new project” and the aggrieved girlfriend is captioned “unfinished projects”

Really hard to go back to editing after yesterday…

[frantically flipping through pages of unused material] is that a liminal space in your pocket or are you just happy to be missing your hysterical organs???

Yknow I’d be a much happier person if I let myself write more Disco Elysium analysis nobody asked for. My wife is playing her first run and the voices in my head want to roll the dice to see how feral they can make me sound about this game.

Vince saying him and Morgan have never disagreed on anything before this……….. are the 7 Vorgan fans who have watched y’all argue in circles for weeks about every single game move a joke to you #bb27

The Body(tm) is navigating a Space(tm) to escape a Situation(tm)

…and you are the light that leads it. 🕯️

Look I just want HOH spoilers then I can sleep and stop thinking about it ok!?????

a woman is sitting on a couch in front of a fish tank . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch in front of a fish tank .

I’m really glad I’ve stuck by not being a #bb27 blogger so I can save my energy for Survivor 49 when everyone can be a little less weirdly parasocial about the players.

…I’m also breaking my BB silence this ONCE because I’m going insane over feeds being down and the wild speculating. 🫠 ☠️ 🤦

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oh this is fun, i don’t get to pull this card a lot: i am a lambda award winning writer and i think you should read whatever degenerate garbage filth you get your hands on. itch, ao3, whatever. do not let publishers and editors determine what is acceptable to reach you.

I’m doing that incredibly gay Dickinson poem next. We believe in public art even in a post nuclear wasteland!!!!

WHY did NOBODY tell me about Fallout 4’s building mechanics??? I need more concrete and glass but I’ve gained two levels just building sapphic quote art installations for my lesbian commune.

So I have a whole essay on this I started writing over a year ago, but stop pretending rehabilitative justice is your value if you believe people shouldn't have access to *any* form of community or relationships.

Not saying it's wrong to feel that way, but those two things are inherently at odds.

Thank you everyone!

Nancy Drew Speedathon $8,322.99 raised for A4TE

Thank you to every single person who participated and donated to this year's Speedathon! We are so proud of our community for raising so much for @transequality.bsky.social ($8,322.99) and can't wait to see what we can raise in the future.

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Because this zine doesn’t have a Bluesky, I gotta promote this MXTX Fashion zine I was in here! Especially because I spent SO MUCH TIME researching Chinese fashion and mudsilk for my piece. Preorder end July 31st!

If I’ve ever ghosted or forgotten to reply, I’m so sorry 😔 Between my personal life , work, and volunteering chaos, I’m always running like a chicken without a head. I care deeply but tragically, I also need to be poked sometimes and it’s very time-consuming💕 Just know I still care.

I just want to realize that I am in fact thoughtful, responsible, and creative, but unfortunately my brain cannot see itself in a mirror and has decided that I need to take on even more shit regardless of what I'm actually doing in order to feel like I'm useful to anyone

I was truly in my own unique circle of hell watching this unfold. So many bad takes. DA fans be normal challenge and the whole discord is FAILING.