Keith

FILM NOIR (Palindrome)

Prepare trope résumé:

Mad, arid antihero.

Man in a motel,
at a femme fatale,
to man in a more hit nadir.

A dame,
muse,
reporter —
a perp.

I’ll text you!

Who else can I annoy today to make sure they vote?

*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm*
"Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky"
Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000.
All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV

Getting real tired of all this…*waves hands*…discourse

A ★★★★½ review of Train Dreams (2025) One of the most beautiful things I’ve seen in a long while.

Loved loved loved Train Dreams 📽️

photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

Trying to hype myself up to do my annual watch of all best picture noms, but I don’t think I can watch F1. It’s just not made for me. Like a reverse Wells for Boys.

Watched Viy tonight and it ruled. Some incredible practical effects.

Fine I’m back on BlueSky. Mostly to talk about movies and video games

Wait wait wait Sean Baker co-created Greg the Bunny!!?

For what it’s worth, I think Anora was my favorite of the nominees.

Ok I’ll log in again for the Oscars

These are…bad

did you see the stuff online. it’s crazy

Turns out Japan rules

You, a middle of the road neoliberal normy: Safelite repair

Me, a generational genius with established moral authority: Safelite replace

Wicked never got going for me. Performances and costumes were amazing, but it was a bit of a slog. Ending scene was great though.

In one week I get to go to Japan with my best friend and my husband and I’m so excited!

I’ve started getting (lightly) confrontational, which goes against my entire being. Using your phone? I will tell you to stop.

I usually host a bad Xmas marathon every year and this is absolutely on my list. It looks like such wonderful trash

Ok fine I’ll use this, but I plan on being ignorant and selfish for the next 4 years SO NOBODY TALK ABOUT YOU KNOW WHAT

#NowWatching Pulse (2001)

Scary movie season is my favorite.

Starting scary movie season early this year.

Now watching We’re All Going to the World’s Fair