Paul Patton

This is probably unhelpful, but it's... fine. I like it in moderation and fully understand people who dislike it.
*shrug*

a group of spongebob characters are standing around a table with the caption oh brother this guy stinks ALT: a group of spongebob characters are standing around a table with the caption oh brother this guy stinks

Hate to say it, but Alex's bullshit legal team of Norm Patis and Media Star Bobby Barns would be a better recommendation then Andrew.

I mean, to my knowledge neither of them have sexually assaulted anyone.

YouTube video by BlankTV HORSE the Band - "New York City" Koch Records

Dear #HorseTheBand, I see you've decided to play a handful of shows and thereby bring joy to the world and save us all from despair.

I applaud you.

But I can't help but notice your oversight in skipping a vital geographic destination on your tour.

Hint hint...
youtu.be/lTJ2v0cpd5Y?...

Good to see you Dan!

Didn't ever really use Twitter much. Likely won't use this much either, but it's still nice to have an alternative to that imploding dumpster fire.

*waves at no one in particular*
Howdy.