catey 🥑

ohhhh okay that’s bs i’m glad you did what’s right!!!

omg why I thought you liked it!

average bsky experience

Person From The East Coast: I’m from the east coast so I don’t really give a shit about all that “polite” crap. I’ll spit in your drink and gouge out your eye. Ask me if I give a shit!

Person from the West Coast: Hello. I am starting a quidditch league for women with misophonia

sorry i missed your call. I was swept up in the national fervor about the hot murderer’s inscrutable political beliefs. also talking on the phone makes me feel like im being hunted for sport

It is now illegal

hurt people hurt people.

I tried it out to write my dad’s obit bc I was curious and it was god awful. writing obituaries suck but you can do so much better than this service. AI is just so terrible.

Maybe it’s who I follow but bsky reminds me of early 2010s facebook, maybe late 2009. something about it is just so…..I don’t want to say it

when a theater kid uses their power for good you get Ms Rachel. when a theater kid uses their power for evil you get Ariana Grande

🚨 New Former Forbes 30 Under 30 Honoree Just Charged with Fraud Joanna Smith-Griffin, founder of AllHere Education and a former Forbes 30 Under 30 honoree, has been charged with securities fraud, wire fraud, and identity theft. Prosecutors allege she lied about revenues and contracts to secure $10 million in funding for AllHere, an AI-driven edtech startup aimed at reducing K-12 absenteeism. The funds were allegedly used for personal expenses, including a wedding and house down payment. Once a promising Harvard Innovation Lab spinout, AllHere is now bankrupt, its employees furloughed. U.S. Attorney Damian Williams stated: "The law does not turn a blind eye to those who distort financial realities for personal gain."

photos of forbes 30 under 30 ppl in jail such as sam bankman fried. elizabeth holmes, shkreli etc

the only kind of linkedin post i want to see

god: you have outlived your purpose

dinosaurs: give us another chance

god: fine

dinosaur chicken nuggets: not like this

minions, tonight we steal DA MOON

You're right. Your bisexuality *has* been erased.

Just like *all* your sins. On the cross. ✝️🕊️

my dog bella turned 7 on saturday but she’s just a little baby

unfortunately for me, a chronically online zillennial, I have come to LOVE algorithms and only slightly tolerate comedians. so we’ll see how this goes.