Jonas Mortensen

My computer keyboard and monitor, and on the monitor is a page with the title "MY NEXT BRILLIANT WORK OF ART THAT WILL ENDURE FOR CENTURIES, NAY, MILLENIA" followed by the word "Butts."

Behold the creative process at its raw primal genesis

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One guaranteed way to undermine a nation's military readiness is by lifting wartime conduct constraints. Committing war crimes negatively impacts soldiers as well!

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I predict they'll remain mostly in human form and only switch to their alien form for a brief 5 minutes. They seem to prefer their human disguises over appearing as aliens all the time!

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Kevin Hart and Flavor Flav

Can’t say I aint got heart,,, cuz I got KEVIN HART,!!

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Invading countries more left-wing than the US has ALWAYS gone well!!!!

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