Whit EM

Passing legislation to make immigration work how people THINK it works would create one of the most progressive, accessible systems to ever exist.

Odysseus had his crew lash him to the mast to keep him from doing an interview with Chotiner.

here's my entry!! #Comics4Liam

When it happens I think it would be both fun and funny if after the celebrations die down no one ever says the name again or acknowledges he ever existed. Like see how long we can keep it up

Dwayne Johnson really thought this snooze fest was his Oscar bait, huh

Oscar watch, currently watching: The Smashing Machine

I’m assuming the hair and makeup nom is for making The Rock look like the swole live child of David Hasselhoff and Dominic West

17 of 50: Come See Me in the Good Light

“Happiness being easier to find once we realize we don’t have forever to find it”

This was beautiful and devastating. It made me cry but the depth of love throughout made my heart so full.

fuck cancer

Billie Eilish used her acceptance speech to say: “No one is illegal on stolen land.” And CBS censored her when she said “Fuck ICE.”

No no no isaaac no

Haha haha

Unfinished.
#LiamRamos

CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called?

ME: Dominos.

CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?

ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.

CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?

ME: Now hang on a second,

I am now caught up on Bridgerton. Benedict you are a fucking doofus

This is about bridgerton again

Gonna drop “I am the tea that you are having” on my husband when he gets home just to see the reaction

Meeeee toooo

Tortoises humping

M got to San Diego today and asked me what he should do this afternoon and I was like I dunno don’t the have a zoo there

He went to the zoo and this is how I found out

It has taken me a billion hours to get through this episode of bridgerton due to Reasons and while it’s on pause I remain very stressed that Sophie has seemingly left the glove behind and feels very close to leaving her necklace behind too

New favorite insult I've ever gotten: some guy I was making mad while playing video games very angrily accused me of having friends in real life.

I hate the captive princess narrative so much. It tends to be applied disproportionately to women who are considered conventionally attractive, eg Melania Trump. The fact is that women who choose to marry awful men are usually awful themselves. That’s why they like those men. Adult women have agency

when i say bring that baby home i mean EVERY BABY

Am I positive that video shows the president shitting himself on camera? No.

Do I think we should spend an entire week debating it? Oh yes.

Solidarity with Sophie is what I’m saying

Getting caught up on bridgerton

One time when I was little and staying with my paternal grandparents I was sitting outside with my grandmother and told her is was raining and she laughed at me and said no it wasn’t

Then we went inside for a couple of minutes and my coloring book and new Barbie got soaked in the rain

Sent a reel about snow in the south vs the north to the gc and in a generational twist I do believe my niece has just pulled a walked uphill both ways in the snow to school on me

We would absolutely nail it

I got too tipsy yesterday to finish this thread but it was meant to be about still getting to be childish with your friends as you get older, making amazing friends at work, and remembering not to be intimidated by higher ups at work who are dorky people like everyone else

A woman in a pink inflatable unicorn costume

They let me manage vendors

Two women in inflatable rooster costumes

These two are a senior manager and senior comms respectively

A woman in an inflatable bear costume. It’s meant to be standing on its hands and her head is popping out of its butt hole

Her day job includes presenting to the board