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full time network janitor, sometimes satisfactory speedrunner. I also observe and even mock antivaxxers & conspiracy theorists if they're being particularly stupid. Canberra born and bred. Lived elsewhere, kept coming back.

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πŸ“Ί Keynotes are available to watch online πŸ“Ί

Subscribe to our channel and keep checking the playlist for all the conference videos coming soon.

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#EO2026
#EverythingOpen
#conference
#openSource

30.01.2026 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everything Open 2026 - YouTube Talks from Everything Open 2026, an open technologies conference run in Canberra, ACT, Australia from 21-23 January 2026.

Missed out on seeing the presentations at Everything Open 2026 in Canberra? We are pleased to announce that our keynote presentations are now available to watch!

Subscribe to our channel and keep checking the playlist for all the conference videos coming soon.

#EverythingOpen #EO2026

27.01.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

clean-desk open-plan. might as well just take your technical resources and tell them to work from home at 20% capacity.

18.01.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We're looking forward to being part of Everything Open next week in #Canberra!
πŸ—“οΈ 21-23 January

We're proud to be the network partner for this fantastic event focused on open technologies and their communities. https://ow.ly/qqL650XWw2n

#EO2026 #EverythingOpen #openSource #OpenScience #OpenData

14.01.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They say there's too much animosity between England and Australia in cricket but I find it touching they named this town in QLD after every member of the Barmy Army

11.01.2026 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

47.8C when I left the office carpark yesterday. And we have a hot rod and street machine festival in town at the moment, so they are absolutely *baking* out there.

09.01.2026 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
middle aged male news presenter standing in front of studio background with the caption "Snd we are off to the comments section. Let's see what the experts think"

middle aged male news presenter standing in front of studio background with the caption "Snd we are off to the comments section. Let's see what the experts think"

03.01.2026 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

13.08.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 22097    πŸ” 8422    πŸ’¬ 465    πŸ“Œ 1176

was it opened and that tape sealed it it back up?

30.12.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Pope stands holding a baseball bat on a plane

Pope stands holding a baseball bat on a plane

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

29.11.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 12224    πŸ” 2374    πŸ’¬ 246    πŸ“Œ 451

Heh. I need to talk to you about a host migration for that soon, let's tick a few items off the list when we do :)

30.11.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and the one in Sydney. or is that one EOL now?

30.11.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that is pretty close to how I remember it being pronounced by extended family growing up, but I think you need to flatten the 'Γ³' sound and elongate the 'gai' syllable a bit more; 'Shee-owe-gee-ha'

30.11.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

best part about Twixmas is that you can behave in a manner that at any other time of year would have most of your friends and family staging an intervention, and no one will so much as bat an eyelid.

28.11.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, understand. Also happy to go and look at things like this if needed ahead of the travel to save you a wasted trip

26.11.2025 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this second hand Perentie advert is the kind of thing that can only really be handled by tagging @kels316.bsky.social

26.11.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hi...bye..

26.11.2025 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸš€ We are pleased to announce JC Guzman will be presenting a keynote at #EverythingOpen in Canberra. JC is the Head of Computing and Software for the SKA-Low Telescope.
2026.everythingopen.au/news/jc-guzm...

⏰ Get tickets now: 2026.everythingopen.au/dashboard/ (Go to Attend > Dashboard))

#EO2026

26.11.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸš€ Dr. Keir Winesmith (Chief Digital Officer at the National Film & Sound Archive of Australia) will be presenting a #keynote at #EverythingOpen in Canberra: 2026.everythingopen.au/news/keir-wi...

⏰ Get tickets now:
2026.everythingopen.au/dashboard/ (Go to Attend > Dashboard))

#EO2026
#conference

30.10.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that is my understanding of the law, yes.

25.10.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A floppy disk with a sticker proclaiming it to be disk two of six for the office productivity suite β€œAfter Work”, in a 1990s software font like it’s Photoshop 3.0 or Word 6.

A floppy disk with a sticker proclaiming it to be disk two of six for the office productivity suite β€œAfter Work”, in a 1990s software font like it’s Photoshop 3.0 or Word 6.

At a video game show last year, I demoed my 1990s-office-themed video game After Work with floppy disk handouts instead of cards. They all said β€œDisk 2 of 6” on them and 100% of the Gen Xs that took one groaned and made a pained face as it triggered something deep inside.

10.10.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

odds are good it was down the back of the plane too.

04.10.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Track: #Linux and Open Source Software

❓ Do you work, study or dabble in #OpenSource software?
❓ Do you have news, ideas and challenges you want to discuss?

⏰ Come and share with us at #EverythingOpen Canberra 2026.
⏰ CFP closes 21 Sep 2025!
2026.everythingopen.au/programme/pr...

20.09.2025 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#OpenHardware: Own the box and everything inside it! 2026.everythingopen.au/news/open-ha...

⏰ Come and share with us at #EverythingOpen Canberra 2026.
⏰ #CFP closes21 September 2025!
2026.everythingopen.au/programme/pr...

#EO2026
#conference
#openSource
#OpenSourceSoftware
#OpenEducation

18.09.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tech startup idea: instead of starting your car with your key, you get in, turn on the display panel, enter your password, get your phone out, open the authenticator app, enter your pin, enter the timed passcode, then open the start menu, then helpdesk, then "request engine start", then submit a tic

05.09.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 808    πŸ” 133    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 16

speaking of scotch, did you ever manage to find any Clynelish after I introduced you to the distillery back in Covid times though a scotch themed joke around antigen tests line markers ?

05.09.2025 08:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Either called out of second retirement to deal with the remnants of the bbgs from the first movie, or found in a monastery in the wilds of Nepal seeking atonement for a life of etc etc, and is convinced he can gain redemption by taking one last job and blowing everyone and everything up.

04.09.2025 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of the Hoover Dam

A picture of the Hoover Dam

Don’t want to sound like a conspiracy theorist but I don’t believe for a second that beavers built this out of vacuum cleaners

28.08.2025 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 309    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

noone show @kels316.bsky.social this, ok? everyone agree?

23.08.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon says hey everybody an old man 's talking while bart simpson looks on ALT: a cartoon says hey everybody an old man 's talking while bart simpson looks on
18.08.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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