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This bio is a big red flag // he/him

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Family Feud X

Family Feud X

04.11.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Newsweek headline, Liz Cheney Voted With Trump 93 Percent of Her Congressional Career

Newsweek headline, Liz Cheney Voted With Trump 93 Percent of Her Congressional Career

04.11.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have no fondness for a guy responsible for the death of a million people, but maybe I am just built different.

04.11.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight

02.11.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1901    πŸ” 379    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 46
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27.10.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Yes

22.10.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Gary Oldman as Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg in The Fifth Element (1997)

Gary Oldman as Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg in The Fifth Element (1997)

12.10.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Go fuck yourselves

03.10.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ROBLES SAVES IT LETS FUCKING GOOOO

ASTROS GET FUCKED

21.09.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
21.09.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

K

12.09.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bzzt! Wrongo!

12.09.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

don’t fly the flag at half staff because charlie kirk died. fly the flag at half staff because he lived

11.09.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhy the hell not?” Because it’s counter to their class interests.

03.09.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

03.09.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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First of all, again, Don't. Stenographically. Print. Lies. In. The. Newspapers.

Second, the actual headline should be that this is a massive violation of international law.

What is journalism, anyway?

03.09.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1562    πŸ” 392    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 32

You have the mind of a child

02.09.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Send me $60,000 and I’ll be nice to you.

29.08.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think we deserve to live in a world without freaks like you

24.08.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Image of victorious Haitians stringing up French army officers. The Haitian Revolution began on this day in 1791.

Image of victorious Haitians stringing up French army officers. The Haitian Revolution began on this day in 1791.

happy anniversary to all who celebrate

21.08.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Proof that God doesn't exist.

23.07.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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The Satchel Paige Project Intro Since late 2023 I have been on a quest to log every pitching appearance in the extraordinary life and baseball career of Satchel Paige. From age 19 in Chattanooga, Tennessee, to oldtimers gam…

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There is a short explainer on my website, then you click on the map and see where it takes you. Please pass this around to anyone you think might be interested

17.07.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 220    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 26

The obligation to help mitigate the effects of climate change are on all of us but rest much more heavily on the wealthy and corporations that have been poisoning the planet for decades than it does on you not wanting to sit in a 90 degree apartment and don’t let anyone gaslight you otherwise

13.07.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 852    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 5
Screenshot showing Megan is a Brianna Wu and JD Vance Follower

Screenshot showing Megan is a Brianna Wu and JD Vance Follower

10.07.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Radical Solidarity with the dispossessed is literally the only way out of this.

If you're cheering on deaths based on their borders then you're no different than the chuds lining up around the block to sign up for ICE.

05.07.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Seattle is the largest city in Washington State, which is known for its apples, which is why they call it "The Big Apple"

27.06.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Leech

24.06.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the gentle bearded bespectacled man from the Sandwiches Of History social media accounts wearing his usual flowery button down shirt and rubbing his hands together in anticipation of making another weird sandwich

the gentle bearded bespectacled man from the Sandwiches Of History social media accounts wearing his usual flowery button down shirt and rubbing his hands together in anticipation of making another weird sandwich

swaggiest individual on the entire World Wide Web

07.06.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP Noam Chomsky. He taught me it was OK to falsely report people’s deaths

03.06.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 526    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

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