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Chaos Magick News is "The Objectively Best Occult Podcast" discussing current events, occult perspectives, and making jokes about names like "Agrippa" You can find us wherever you stream content or at Chaosmagicknews.com https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews
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08.10.2025 00:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Holy cow, things look like things"
~ The Kyballion or some shit
Forget your zodiac which Abraxas stone are you
01.10.2025 22:56 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Rabbit rabbit
01.10.2025 10:36 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Oh the scandal
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Ever think about how we're only one scheduling error at a comic convention away from Alan Moore and Grant Morrison recreating the Crowley vs Yeats fight?
28.09.2025 01:16 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0#alchemy #doritos #gamer #carljung #boogie #francis #mntdew #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
27.09.2025 01:27 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Patricia Crowther, known as UKโs oldest witch, dies aged 97
26.09.2025 10:04 โ ๐ 109 ๐ 33 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 9#conspiracy #shadowgovernment #deepstate #mkultra #artichoke #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
25.09.2025 22:51 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Forgot to leave my tithe out last night and didn't get raptured. Absolutely devastated.
23.09.2025 13:52 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0SIgn up now for our forthcoming campaign to publish the lost books of Victor Neuburg!
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New react video out on yt and the full unedited video on our Patreon, "Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults"
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One underrated strength of the Chaote is the stubborn disposition that all things can be made to serve the purpose of re-enchanting the magician's world.
20.09.2025 19:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When you and your partner actually agree on where to go eat
19.09.2025 18:30 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0#chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast #sesamestreet #bigbird #garuda
18.09.2025 16:25 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0And anyone who doesn't like it doesn't get any pickle pepsi
17.09.2025 21:38 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0#chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
17.09.2025 21:27 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0#settlersofcatan #esotericorderofdagon #shadowoverinnsmouth #lovecraft #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
16.09.2025 22:54 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We did an episode on it comparing some of the historical ideas about homunculus and how we got to this
15.09.2025 18:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Well what else are you gonna do with a dozen eggs?
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I mean obviously it didn't work out this time, but we still think CMN could do great things for the Tennessee Valley Authority.
13.09.2025 13:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is why we've started leaving our podcast on cassettes at truck stops. Our reach has doubled
13.09.2025 00:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Put the GameShark on the Nintendo Tarot Reader and Now You Can Control the Future
12.09.2025 13:56 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0#astral #astralbody #astralprojection #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
11.09.2025 20:49 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Charlie Kirk killed at an event, Poland shooting down Russian drones invading their air space, Nepal burning their Parliament to the ground.
With everyone distracted it'd be a perfect time to revisit that "Storm Area 51" idea from 2019
Damn, did it anyway
09.09.2025 22:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0When they start talking hexing and curses like you're not in the Brotherhood of Blue Collar Magi
09.09.2025 20:37 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I messed up a meme post like 3 times in a row, do I persist or is this the universe saying it ain't that funny?
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