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Chaos Magick News is "The Objectively Best Occult Podcast" discussing current events, occult perspectives, and making jokes about names like "Agrippa" You can find us wherever you stream content or at Chaosmagicknews.com https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews

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Back in my day if you wanted to find hidden messages in a text you had to have your own hallucinations, now the damn apps and Nintendo do it for ya

05.08.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In a way ideas, symbols, memes have a self animating quality to them. For those who have been infected it produces certain responses, and it's very easy to demonstrate. Example, some of you can totally hear this image.

05.08.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting up every day trying to be someone that would kick Crowley down the stairs, and also someone who Yeats would kick down the stairs.

04.08.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or worse, actual occultists ๐Ÿคฎ

02.08.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why does Moloch have this goofy shrug like "Maybe sacrifice your kids to me.. but I don't know I'm just throwing out ideas"

02.08.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Being one of those Occult Conspiracy grifters is too fucking easy.

"See they hide it in plain sight when you eat a DUM DUM SUCKER you're consenting. You're a DUM DUM, a SUCKER! To eat this candy is to take in the Demonic forces that make you an ignorant slave. Yet most refuse to see it"

01.08.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New patreon bonus out now
#Chaosmagick
#chaosmagicknews
#magick
#Occult
#occultpodcast
#esoteric
#occulticeberg
#patreon
#christasmoth
#sihk
#unknowingly
#angostostheos
#mothra
#nuristanisingingpreist
#Kabbalah

01.08.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#crystal #crystalgrid #enochian #johndee #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast

01.08.2025 09:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cartoon with corporate media asking U.S. Government how it would like "Control of Internet Speech" wrapped: Anti-terrorism or protect kids

Cartoon with corporate media asking U.S. Government how it would like "Control of Internet Speech" wrapped: Anti-terrorism or protect kids

t's amazing how this is from more than 20 years ago but very well could have been from today.

28.07.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13418    ๐Ÿ” 5125    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 60

Thelemite: This is it, I'm about to learn what my true will is

HGA: You're gonna spend most of your day crying on social media about other Thelemites

Thelemite: YES! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

#Thelema #crowley #hga #thelemite #truewill #chaosmagick #magick #witch #occult #occultism #occultmemes

29.07.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Inspired by true events
#vajrayana #tantra #sartre #hell #hellisotherpeople #existential #mahakala #buddhism #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast

27.07.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I've finally renounced Christianity, Gee I sure hope I don't transfer this unquestionable authority to secular culture, political ideology, or exotic religions removed from my upbringing.

26.07.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Feast of St. Christopher (which is smack dab in the middle of Dog Days)
#saintchristopher #saints #feastdays #sirius #dogstar #typhonian #doghead #cynocephalus #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #occultpodcast

25.07.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#labubu #goldencalf #consumerism #exodus #deity #idols #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast

25.07.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Left: And so Siddhartha sat beneath the tree until he reached enlightenment

Right: Iron Scorpions appeared to Guru Rinpoche and initiated him into use of the Phurba

#buddhism #enlightenment #buddha #bodhisattva #newage #vajrayana #padmasambhava #siddhartha #chaosmagick #magick #occult #occultism

24.07.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#bitcoin #crypto #cryptocurrency #psychic #source #download #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast

23.07.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast

22.07.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh boy a topical reference #genz #genzstare #boomer #evileye #nazar #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast

21.07.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#mary #durga #virginmary #archetypes
#goddess #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast

20.07.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#lovecraft #blacklodge #nyralathotep #trump #epstein #jefferyepstein #donaldtrump #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast

15.07.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Richard Rorty on the obvious(1998).
#capitalism
#Democracy
#Richardrorty
#America
#Chaosmagick
#chaosmagicknews

14.07.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The algorithm knows it can rage bait us with the Wall Street Journal, this is because the Wall Street Journal is evil.
#capitalism #socialism #wallstreet #devils #zohranmamdani #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism

12.07.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Summon the Megazord Templi
#90s #noatalgia #powerrangers #redranger #thelema #thelemite #crowley #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast

11.07.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When everything else fails you can always go back to calming and focus yourself.
#mastersplinter #teenagemutantninjaturtles #splinter #meditation #focus #calm #peace #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes

10.07.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#pyramids #mysteries #frog #wednesday #itiswednesdaymydudes #frogs #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast

09.07.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We're pleased to have the good folks at @cmnpod.bsky.social doing a live show as part of the CoK presenters.
#presenter #kink #kinkcommunity #bdsm #dominant #submissive #powerdynamics #sexmagick #festival #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #occult #occultism

09.07.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Modern Occultist Retirement Plans
1. Waco-ed for getting too influential
2.Personal WooWoo to big tech feudal lord
3. "Escape the King of Death, Unseen"
4. Jack Parsons but on purpose
#retirement #waco #jackparsons #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #occult #occultism #cult

08.07.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#pyramids #pyramid #illuminati #dressforthejobyouwant #thegreatwork #callmeranchcauseibedressing #drip ##chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast

07.07.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Reclaim yourself
#conformity #deprogramming #mkultra #spaghetti #flyingspaghettimonster #transcendence #transgression #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast

07.07.2025 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Buddhist will be like "This is our Bodhisattva of Infinite Mercy and Blessings" and then show you this
(Ithey're right but that's a separate discussion)
#tantra #buddhism #bodhisattva #vajrayana #buddha #yidam #heruka #dharma #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #esoteric #occult

06.07.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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