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Chaos Magick News is "The Objectively Best Occult Podcast" discussing current events, occult perspectives, and making jokes about names like "Agrippa" You can find us wherever you stream content or at Chaosmagicknews.com https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews

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@lapzod.bsky.social synchronicities

08.10.2025 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Holy cow, things look like things"
~ The Kyballion or some shit

07.10.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
02.10.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Forget your zodiac which Abraxas stone are you

01.10.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rabbit rabbit

01.10.2025 10:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh the scandal
#ericadams #gnosticmass #ordotempliorientis #nycmayor #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast

28.09.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ever think about how we're only one scheduling error at a comic convention away from Alan Moore and Grant Morrison recreating the Crowley vs Yeats fight?

28.09.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#alchemy #doritos #gamer #carljung #boogie #francis #mntdew #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast

27.09.2025 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Patricia Crowther, known as UKโ€™s oldest witch, dies aged 97 Wiccan high priestessโ€™s 1970s BBC radio series is credited with helping to popularise modern witchcraft Patricia Crowther, known as the UKโ€™s oldest witch, has died at the age of 97. Crowther was a follower of the Wicca pagan religion, developed by Gerald Gardner, who in the 1940s opened a witchcraft museum on the Isle of Man and is credited with rescuing the practice from obscurity. Continue reading...

Patricia Crowther, known as UKโ€™s oldest witch, dies aged 97

26.09.2025 10:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 109    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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#conspiracy #shadowgovernment #deepstate #mkultra #artichoke #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast

25.09.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Forgot to leave my tithe out last night and didn't get raptured. Absolutely devastated.

23.09.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Coming soon: Lost occult books of the 1920s: relaunching Vine Press Publishing never-before-seen books by legendary British occultist Victor Neuburg and officially relaunching his 1920s Vine Press.

SIgn up now for our forthcoming campaign to publish the lost books of Victor Neuburg!

tinyurl.com/vinepress

23.09.2025 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
All Crime Leads to Satanism "Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults" Chaos Magick News watch-a-long
YouTube video by Chaos Magick News All Crime Leads to Satanism "Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults" Chaos Magick News watch-a-long

youtu.be/1Pv8vl-DTUw?...

22.09.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New react video out on yt and the full unedited video on our Patreon, "Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults"
#Satanic
#Satanist
#Satanism
#police
#lawenforcementtraining
#Magick
#magic
#witchcraft
#occult
#Satanicpanic
#Chaosmagick
#chaosmagicknews

22.09.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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One underrated strength of the Chaote is the stubborn disposition that all things can be made to serve the purpose of re-enchanting the magician's world.

20.09.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When you and your partner actually agree on where to go eat

19.09.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast #sesamestreet #bigbird #garuda

18.09.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And anyone who doesn't like it doesn't get any pickle pepsi

17.09.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast

17.09.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#settlersofcatan #esotericorderofdagon #shadowoverinnsmouth #lovecraft #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast

16.09.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We did an episode on it comparing some of the historical ideas about homunculus and how we got to this

15.09.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well what else are you gonna do with a dozen eggs?
#russianhomunculus #homunculus #russian #comicpaneloutofcontext #alchemy #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast

15.09.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean obviously it didn't work out this time, but we still think CMN could do great things for the Tennessee Valley Authority.

13.09.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why we've started leaving our podcast on cassettes at truck stops. Our reach has doubled

13.09.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Put the GameShark on the Nintendo Tarot Reader and Now You Can Control the Future

12.09.2025 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#astral #astralbody #astralprojection #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast

11.09.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Charlie Kirk killed at an event, Poland shooting down Russian drones invading their air space, Nepal burning their Parliament to the ground.
With everyone distracted it'd be a perfect time to revisit that "Storm Area 51" idea from 2019

11.09.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, did it anyway

09.09.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When they start talking hexing and curses like you're not in the Brotherhood of Blue Collar Magi

09.09.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I messed up a meme post like 3 times in a row, do I persist or is this the universe saying it ain't that funny?

09.09.2025 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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