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this post has all the context!

a thousand percent, yes yes yes

gerald butler returns in: trinity rodman is greenland 2

hey girl are you greenland, cause i want you to be my high impact player

haha yeah i say it as hyperbole about many records. def one of the best debuts ever, i think!

best album ever

quick and dirty off some random site

Trinity Rodman is Greenland is bouncing around my head like the DVD logo

so good. it's like some cold war secret spy code for entering the hideout:

*answers door knock* "yes?"

*whispers* "trinity rodman is greenland"

"very good. we've been expecting you"

Max Dowman: Arsenal teenager signs scholarship terms Gunners Arsenal teenager Max Dowman can agree a professional contract with the club when he turns 17 after signing scholarship terms.

Mertesacker's legacy 👍

www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

ah no he isn't, it's just that de zerbi has apparently resigned from marseille? and ethan playing under him was touted as a big reason for him to go there, so 😭

if we bring ethan home, is that one of the most successful loan spells ever, given his goal and all 😂😭

don't write a bad article about a football league you don't watch and don't cover then get super defensive and mad like that one dril tweet

i bet you've seen this before:

ona batlle? she's good, isn't she? that's exciting news. also mildly surprised that ios doesn't autocorrect her name to "battle", when it routinely changes dozens of words that i don't want it to change 🤪

Benfica goalkeeper Anatoliy Trubin sliding in celebration after scoring the header vs Real Madrid.

me after knocking off 3 - three! - whole tasks off my to do list before 11am

don't much like the man, but clearly the football gods figured he's just too good a character to not give him even more storylines

So happy for him ! Congrats Kai you deserve it !

DO IT NOW, FLO, BEFORE THE KNOCKOUT ROUNDS START

to plagiarize my own old joke: do not do the calculus to find out what year brando was born. it made me sad 🥲

timeline makes it sound like the match has been a prestige tv show that started like gangbusters in season one and now in season four has totally lost the plot 😅

good on that benfica manager. this win could be a real stepping stone to taking the real madrid job someday 🙂‍↕️

Havertz not being run into the ground after injury, I used to pray for times like this

I like Kai Havertz

Thoughts on the first half:

WERE GONNA WIN EVERY LEAGUEEEE EVERWHEREEEEEEES

COYG

gonna miss this one too while still doing car stuff 🥲 happy to see havertz and calafiori back

COYG

can't watch sadly due to trekking here and there in the snow for car repair 🥲 hopefully i'll get to see some of the second half

The primary school children of West London living their best life dancing with Corinthians fans at the Champions Cup semifinal 🙌

🎥 @cardyfreddie.bsky.social

DAZN has the women's Champions Cup matches here in the 🇺🇲. Gotham vs Corinthians is on now. Still 0-0.

i haven't listened to the episode, but i will forever insist humans were not meant to slide down a mountain on a pair of oversized chopsticks. just say no