Mike

Richard Osman's House of Pain

I said yes and I played my joker for double points

The existence of Mark Butcher infers the existence of Sonny Baker who in turn infers the existence of Jeffrey Candlestick-Maker

Jimmy is running the drinks on

After the initial shock and surprise, surely the bowlers umpire calls no ball or dead ball.

Only time I ever really got a googly to turn properly it went for four wides down the leg side after pitching on middle. That was my claim to fame.

Numble #1275
SOLVED: ✅
Numbers used: 3/6
Final answer: 700
5.209s
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John Cleese, Russell Howard, Ann Widdecombe, Jos Buttler - no Not Jos Buttler, Dame Mary Berry! Dame Mary Berry! Can you hear me?!?

Your boys took one hell of a beating

Bet Somerset are glad you won't be able to read about the pasting they've just been handed on the BBC.

Think Lancs have got a good one here in Arav Shetty. Decent hitter of the ball and a quality off spinner.

I hope the Supergiants cheque has already cleared

Due a typo on the invitation, I'm currently sat in a church wearing gardening gloves and holding a trowel, whilst the bride and groom stand in front of us

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That makes sense

Before 2005, what did English cricket fans consider "The Greatest Series of All Time (tm)"?

I'm guessing the Fire In Babylon one was iconic but probably not as revered as England dint win.

And after all that, it didn't run!

Someone seems to have forgotten to press the button to set the timer

I have plenty of coffee but mine is on a timer and it'll be done in two minutes. Been awake for nearly an hour.

Jim Lovell, who guided Apollo 13 safely back to Earth, dies aged 97 Commander of Apollo 13, who rescued his men from a near certain death in space, has died aged 97.

The mighty, mighty Jim Lovell.

The first man to go to the moon twice, but never land. Incredible, brilliant and humble man.

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I have plunged and it's not on my head. So far

An old Homer Simpson with a plunger on his head

We've had to buy a plunger.

A chicken talks to some protesting chickens: "Why are you protesting? Doesn't everybody agree about this?" "Sadly, no" says a chicken holding a sign that says "Terrible People Are Terrible"

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Google weather is less reliable than Northern trains.

Find me something more British than this:

0-17 here we come

#PlanningForManning

Maybe we annexe York. We've already took over Sedbergh

Lancashire's vacant chair role 'appeals' to David Lloyd Broadcaster and former player, captain and coach, David Lloyd says he would be interested in the vacant role of chair at Lancashire.

He'd have to move back from Yorkshire

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“No place for misogyny in cricket”? It’s everywhere. TW: mentions of sexual misconduct, abusive behaviour. On Wednesday morning the Cricket Regulator announced that an unnamed coach has been banned for nine months (three suspended) for “inappropriate…

There’s misogyny at every level of cricket, whether you’re a fan, staff, media, player, coach, anything. It’s making women unsafe. It’s making them abandon the sport they love.

If there’s no place for this in cricket, what are you going to do about it?

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You can't rent a car until you're 25, but you can destroy the world at any age

Minute Cryptic - 7 August, 2025
"Hate a self-absorbed flirt" (5)
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I scored: 2 under par
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Just tried one of the hot chilli peppers we've been growing.

In the words of Sam Beckett "Oh Boy"