Andrew Montgomery 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔🏳️‍🌈🕉️♿️

...and you can easily see right through the print, and the material! Oh, and it feels like you're wearing something made out of trash-bin bags...

Don't order! As others have said, these sellers steal great art and print it on absolutely abysmally gear, and with horrible technique. It's super-light DTG ("Direct-To-Garment") printing, but it's all done on tissue-paper-thin white material (order a green shirt? It's a white shirt sprayed green!)

“It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues."

— Abraham Lincoln

It’s a “dino bone” (aka: “beef back rib”) kinda Saturday…

All the devils are *here*...

Get good at noticing, admitting, and saying aloud when you're wrong.

It makes life a %<~k-load easier...

"You down with OPP?" now means "Is your sciatica laying you out again?" because "OPP" stands for "Old People Problems"... #GEN-X

Agreed. I'm not saying to be unilaterally docile and nice. I'm saying that maybe a constant stream of snark and vitrol might not be as productive in the greater cultural conversation as one might think. Then again, social media is not a conversation, but a broadcast, so I should probably STFU...

So yesterday they started with fat-shaming, then switced over to mental health and disability, all to stick it to the red hats.

Unfollowed. If you can't make your argument without ad hominems, you have really weak rhetorical skills...

Yeah. It's easy to go down that road again (and again) and feel oh so superior, but I just feel strongly that we need to stay above that. Even when Rome is burning, rhetoric matters...

I get you, but fat-shaming is still pretty sh!tty. There are better ways to make your argument, and even better ways at both irony and satire. Maybe stay above this...

RIP Norm...

JustEgg (the vegan plant-based egg substitute) makes folded egg patties as well, and they're shockingly good. They're also about twice as expensive as the amount of actual eggs that you'd replace...

Feeling pleased and justified to seeing one of my favorite YouTube woodworkers dismissing his most recent notification on his watch with his nose, like I do...

#foureyesfurniture #onenosefurniture

Truth in advertising...

See how a Michigan town moved 9,100 books one by one to their new home Residents of a small Michigan community stood side by side to help a local bookstore move 9,100 books — one by one — from its former site to a new location about a block away.

This warms my old cockles.

Wait, can I say that anymore? I didn't mean for it to come out all creepy...

Yeah, I'm with those who think they do. I think of the first phrases that come to mind, and they're "thoughtless dick," and "mean prick," so for me, the former is mostly selfish, and the latter is mean-spirited. 🤷‍♂️

A front yard with the view running right against the house, with verdant green plants, and fuchsia, violet, pink, and white flowers exploding out of the shrubbery.

And then, BANG!

#PDXLIFE #PNW

Descensus Christi ad Inferos...

Good Friday. This day used to mean a lot to me. Interestingly, it still does in its own way. It's the day that reminds me that the "god of Abraham" is totally willing to throw the one guy willing to walk his talk right the phuq under the bus.

Oh, and I ain't talkin' about Jesse...

#TeamJudas

Thank the gods somebody came up with this thing...

#ToxicPositivity #Toxic-Positivity

Meanwhile, up on Cripple Creek...

Allegedly, supposedly, (assuredly? 🤔)

👇

“They were careless people…they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness…and let other people clean up the mess they had made…”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Great Gatsby
(April 10, 1925).

A beautiful sunset in the background—the edges of two opposing cliffs in the foreground, with the shilouette of a person joyfully leaping from one clif to another. The text reads: "Never fear the leap of faith. The inevitable, abrupt, and exceedingly painful stop the ground insists upon? TOTALLY different thing..."

Stopping's always been my problem...

#ToxicPositivity #Toxic-Positivity

A black & white image of a very old closed wooden door with a ring handle on it in an old stone wall. The text reads: "When one door closes, other doors are entirely unaffected, because that's not how physics works, you pinhead."

Perceive this...

#ToxicPositivity #Toxic-Positivity

The shilouette of someone standing against a beautiful sunset, arms upstretched in triumph. The text reads: "If you find yourself going through hell, strap in, because there's more layers to this fucker than a five pound onion."

It's like an onion...

#ToxicPositivity #Toxic-Positivity