jonah the wise

Please feel free to heap praise upon me and or lament your comparative lack of skill in the replies

I hit two holes in one
during mini-golf tonight, previously I do not think I have ever done even one

This is how all houses will look when the smart cars get tired of our shit

It's kind of like how we all used to be able to memorize a bunch of phone numbers but now smart phones just remember the numbers for us. Any skill you offload to technology is a skill you need to be comfortable losing.

no one feels more betrayed by anti-zionist jews than non jewish zionists because they are all also antisemitic

this is going to create really unfair assumptions for those of us who are getting dumber through other, natural means

Weird Al deserves our respect.

And here I thought it was just the estrogen I've been taking!

I finished season 2 of The Rehearsal and I'm still thinking about it every day or two

God you do not miss lmao

Whose art should I be buying on here?

Yeah your willful misunderstanding of what that means and what he wants doesn't change the facts that Mamdani is beloved by a large contingent of Jews who aren't racist and know how good his policies will be for New York City

This is so embarrassing for him lol

So many people end up losing because they didn't seal the win with a decisive daily double!! Drives me crazy

She's the Fiona to Swan Boy's Finn and I think that is so important

Nice bit of antisemitism sprinkled in there!

Thanks!

Today we took my dad skydiving for his 70th birthday today. Highly recommend.

⚠️ HEADS UP PHILADELPHIA‼️

🧊🖕🚨 ICE spotted early this morning at Temple University 👀

a kewpie-esque drawing of me (a femme with a black bob, black dress, and cowboy boots) praying. On a cloud above me is my butch husband (with a little mullet, sleeveless tee, and Birkenstocks) as an angel, lounging on a cloud. Butchfemme!!

My Guardian Angel Wears Birkenstocks
#art

The Arabic speaking Palestinian Jewish minority didn't fit the narrative the white supremacist ethnostate wanted and their existence has basically been erased from the history books!

Jews and Muslims lived in peace in pre-Nakba Palestine, and Israel is an apartheid ethnostate founded on the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians starting with the Nakba—any form of Zionism including a “two state solution” leaving Israel intact as a “Jewish state” is supporting an apartheid ethnostate.

Sure buddy, like I'm gonna believe "MechaHitler" is a math guy

I think about this all the time. Bold faced assassination and not a peep from anyone who could have done something about it

Are you also replaying cyberpunk rn? I am replaying cyberpunk now and I honestly wish that there was a quest line to become a powerful and feared monster

I often know I am about to have a seizure because of that deja vu feeling. Weird as hell and unpleasant, can't imagine it for three days straight! Wishing you healing & seizure free days!

This sweet cat is nestled in the crook of Finn's legs and Finn is looking lovingly down at her

She's really underweight and a little stinky - we're gonna take her to the vet soon. Trying to convince my Mom to adopt her, wish us luck!

She went from very scared, panting & dehydrated to purring and sleeping in our laps in like 20 minutes

A happy Jonah with a sweet tiny cat laying on her chest

The universal cat distribution system delivered** a very sweet cat to my doorstep today.

**assholes drove by & basically threw it out of their car before speeding off