BEVERAGE

I searched “Grinch Footwork” on YouTube with a prayer in my heart and folks: it’s a Christmas miracle

didn’t like it as much as TV Glow but it was filmed in part near my hometown so i legally have to like it

i can’t put down the kelp, i can’t put down the kelp

boy this app loves acting like a fed huh, I still haven’t made the complete switch because the features here are just so wack.

ai art is like “what if we made an image that looked like shit”

she makes this place seem way cooler than it really is

This is just like that road closed (open to Dunkin) sign that I saw

“why so spurious” -The Truther

Trust me it’s the tip of the iceberg ur seeing I’m just awkward and shy ><

Sounding off

A cool Lego skeleton wearing a beanie and riding a Lego skateboard

me af

Cops in Cincinnati taking down the American flag to fly a thin blue line flag instead

The police are an invading army

This is Twitter, X is Twitter, Threads is Twitter. It’s all Twitter, it’s Twitter all the way down

Trans girls in glasses…

A picture of a yellow emoji head with big square glasses. Grinning widely with sparkling, expectant eyes.

When she comes home from a 10 hour shift and I’m just looking at her with that “I just hit the pen” stare like

Boy in a chair, where will she sit.

if someone's going under the speed limit you can give them a little boost by slamming into the back of their car

The “E” of the original Netflix logo, poorly edited next to a “s” and “x” to make the word “sex” on a red background. underneath it reads “the one to watch for Witcher”

Picture this: Netflix rebrands to “Sexflix” nothing changes but the name. The company boasts that they’ve gone from losing 33 mil to abt 5. Then, as no one expects it. They rebrand again, à la Max. To just

(Tough day at work)

Young, beautiful, sleepy women should not be made to work, they should be worshipped like goddesses.

88-year-old man just entered the restaurant, ordered a burger with “every kind of cheese,” drank two beers in 10 minutes and then began making a series of “beast noises”

Speaking as a girl, are you allowed to “post” on here? Like is that okay

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau falling down stairs

there he goes

This is a pro shoplifting account

It’s like some sort of blue sky social media app, and I’m on it now!