@crudidench.bsky.social
Just a little pastry chef with big naturals who dreams of making it in the big city 💖
Cannot emphasise enough how having an IKEA available on my commute home has brought me so much joy life is truly worth living again #Brighton
19.08.2025 20:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
TONIGHT 10pm - your LAST CHANCE TO SEE this "stand-out performance" according to the @buxtonfringe.bsky.social reviewer of @crudidench.bsky.social SOMEONE HELP HER! 2025.underthefringe.com/shows/crudi-...
26.07.2025 11:47 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
The unstoppable @crudidench.bsky.social returns to the @buxtonfringe.bsky.social with SOMEONE HELP HER! Get your tickets before they're gone! 2025.underthefringe.com/shows/crudi-...
12.06.2025 11:38 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1Happy #PrideMonth straight people! I’ll always have your back ✊
02.06.2025 18:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#Brighton! It's fringe month and I can't wait to be performing my work in progress at The Actors on 24th and 25th May! Would be gorge to see you there xoxo @brightonfringe.bsky.social #BrightonFringe
🎟 bit.ly/someonehelpherbrighton2025
The Doctor saved the day by turning an incel into jizz and then wiping him away.
God bless RTD.
#Doctorwho
Ordering some things on Amazon to arrive on my birthday
25.03.2025 22:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
She’s taken a whole different kind of substance
16.02.2025 23:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New drag name: Liv Vid
11.02.2025 19:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#GLASGOW! My work-in-progress comedy extravaganza is 241 today only for my show on 22nd March!
Get your neeps and tatties on some tickets right now!
www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/two-for-one-...
They just don’t make kids TV shows like they used to
09.02.2025 20:18 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Me the morning after a night out with the guy I've managed to pull #TheTraitors
24.01.2025 21:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 010 years ago it was 5 pieces of fruit and veg a day now I need to know macronutrients and what my gut microbiome is??? I DROPPED A-LEVEL BIOLOGY FOR A REASON!!
23.01.2025 11:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Forgot I plugged in a different flavour Airwick this morning and convinced myself I was having a Vanilla scented stroke.
20.01.2025 17:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
humbling to realise producers decide if you’re a thirst trap faithful or a comedy bit faithful - imagine thinking you’re going to be given a sexy shot of you in a towel and instead they hand you a chefs hat to wear to bed because you said you liked cooking once #TheTraitors
04.01.2025 10:45 — 👍 30 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0Used the whole bottle of “stress relief” bubble bath and now the room is full of bubbles and I’m more stressed
08.12.2024 21:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not saying I want to be in the most pain I've ever been in my entire life again but by god was having gallstones like nature's Ozempic
03.12.2024 19:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s December!! #christmas
01.12.2024 16:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The cover of the BFG but the giant is holding a comparatively tiny pint
Ordering a half
30.11.2024 13:06 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
What are you doing down there?
28.11.2024 15:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Rate my meal deal:
24.11.2024 21:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Would you Reskeet for a Beeskeet??
20.11.2024 18:57 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Oh Hello! Guess it's been a year so I'll post another drag name: Greg E Bread
16.11.2024 21:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New drag name: Pat Vigorously
15.10.2023 14:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
