Elias

ily2 melli <3333

your zucchini is tuff

yes bloons are evil. no balloons are not evil. yes monkeys still use balloons at parties. no those are not bloons they are balloons. yes those are different.

about to go watch a bunch of video essays on bloons lore so I can properly rebut people when they get it wrong cuz why has this been a recurring theme lately. i've encountered people misrepresenting bloons lore like 2 other times in the last month or two

WHY ARE THEY YOUR BLORBOS THEY ARE EVIL

i'm so stream of consciousness pilled

teehee <3

she does however ask me first and improve on the execution and she's cute about it so it's okay she is forgiven

Mae stays stealing my jokes is2g

do robot girls get the red ring of death

my friend sent me a post woobifying bloons i'm literally so angry rn

lmfaoooo you were!! nobody else would have guessed that my post was secretly about a cooking show

this was literally about a cooking show and the goat was cooked you got it

im feeling effervescent as fuck right now

i think your goat is cooked

third option

i love calling things "peak fiction" when they're not even fiction. oh this song is peak fiction. this soup is so good this shit is peak fiction

Phoenix wright if he was a transgirl be like

"INJECTION!"

the guy in question is genuinely really cool tho i fw him he seems like a good guy

guy at the climbing gym asked me what my friend's name that i was with last time he saw me. i asked him if my friend was a girl and he sorta looked puzzled like trying to give a diplomatic answer and then said "i don't know." lmao that's enough to tell me that it was a trans person

this post is specifically about the women's restroom but i just realized it could be interpreted as men not using toilet paper

performing my civic duty at the climbing gym bathroom by checking if both stalls have toilet paper because all the employees are men and they'd never know it's out sometimes until i tell them

my sleep schedule is so fucked cuz wdym i went to sleep by midnight and woke up at 8 am. i'm literally unemployed this is so wrong

getting hate fucked by a gsc ou main after i say snorlax should be banned

getting hatefucked by a girl with smogon autism after i told her "gholdengo hate is so forced"

i opened qobuz one time and i looked for femtanyl and the music wasn't all there and i deleted my account

never go on family vacation somewhere that's 2 hours earlier than where you live because then you'll come back and start behaving like a functioning member of society /neg

chat i'm so sleepy i need to fuck up my sleep schedule again

😎

i'm half joking but there is genuinely a significant chance that their album will be my top album this yeae