juneandbass 💜

There's that jerma clip where he does this to prove he's real since cgi cant do that. That means one of two things. He's wrong, or this image isn't CGI but the real deal

Ok since it seems the world is pretty close to curing cancer, we should focus some of our efforts into researching a way to make chicken crispy and grilled at the same time. I hate having to choose one or the other, why can't it be both?

Oh man... this doin numbers

And people wonder why I use my AIr fryer for almost everything

More complaining

I HATE my stupid stove in our apartment. It has those coil elements and none of our pots or pans sit flat on them. It doesnt cook evenly. Also there's no beep for when the oven is up to temperature. There's just a little light that turns off. You have to constantly watch the oven

So glad to see representation in the new Mario Movie

DEFCON 1 ROSALINA GIRL COCK IMAGE

That spot is still open for the successful candidate

No. I don't. They hurt and sound bad and they fall out of my ears all the time. Just poor design.

Bregory

Daddy Long Legs is a spider

Mommy Long Legs is me

Any questions?

Transgengar

More complaining

I got a pair of airpods from my wife.

WHO THOUGHT HARD PLASTIC WAS A GOOD IDEA FOR EARPHONES? THIS ISN'T 2006!!! FUCK

Does gateway still make PCs? I just want something with the cow cube logo on it

No matter how many times I block Glassdoor they keep filling my inbox with this shit. Like fuck right off

At the drive thru and I go to tap and they pull away the machine before it goes through.

And then they are like, "it didn't go through"

MHMM I WONDER WHY

Sometimes I take a shower just to feel like fresh produce at the grocery store with the little mister thingies you know

What if I just had raw untapped potential for some winter Olympic sport like fucking bobsled but it was never realized because I'm sitting at home with my wife and cats all day

Me at ball

Seven evil ex-boyfriends? Six or seven

S-

I had two strawberry smoothies and two Stella Artois

June is drinking again ama

People should make smoothies more often. By people I mean me. I forget that life can be this good in a cup

Me opening my slow cooker and beholding the roast that was cooking all day

i think this is probably like top 5 posts ever

a close up of a cat laying on top of a bed . ALT: a close up of a cat laying on top of a bed .

NGL folks, I'm not okay. I'm not sure how I got this far. Or how other people get this far and keep going. Tomorrow is another day. Gosh it's only 10:30 am and I'm done for the day. What am I doing?

Last night a friend asked me for help with one of her basses, and I felt so alive being useful to someone for once.

Being unemployed sucks dog eggs. Any chance I get to do something useful for someone and use my skills to accomplish something feels amazing.

You ever fart and it smells like someone's bad breath?

My cat slept in a pile of dirty laundry and now he smells BAD

nvm I found a minestrone soup in a can. I live to see another day