Deviant Newt

Damn, ce win de Strasbourg!

Mega GG, bonne hibernation!

*smooches your forehead*

And he was very cute, maybe not conventionally but to me!
I'm a slut for shy guys with a tummy and big sad brown eyes, what can I say T_T

I know babes, I know xD

Me to @pageinabook.bsky.social : "Oh, I met a super cute guy today!"
Them : "DID YOU GET HIS NUMBER?!"
Me : "lol. Do you even know me?! Of course I didn't, who do you think I am, someone who goes after the things or people who interest them? LMAO."

I pressed the stop button, I was waiting at the door, I adhered to the rules so WHY DIDN'T YOU, THIS COULD HAVE BEEN SEAMLESS.

Fucking bus driver BITCH. open the goddamn door LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO instead of being on your fucking phone. My momentarily nonverbal ass nearly missed their stop because of you, you insensitive twat.

No but Tom, your tiny mind cannot understand that we HAVE to make real, already existing people suffer so we can bring selfhood to a bunch of 1s and 0s!

(More people should play Soma and Prey before, but then, them taking any kind of lessons from those games implies they're self-aware enough...)

Seeing as I just got pumped full of an immunosuppressive product, I think that's the only place it could be used, but I'll still gladly donate it :')

We'll call it reparations, because I'm too broke to give anything else xD

*You* could steal as much of my blood as you want :p

Oh I got home! And then, because I like suffering, I went back outside :') Did I *really* need kitty litter and a little treat? Maybe not. Did I *deserve* a little treat? Fuck yes, I was very brave 😤

Being a person was a mistake. Especially today :') I'm home real soon though!

The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance.

bsky.app/profile/pron...

Born to be a passenger princess, doomed to trying to get my license and a car because my life sucks in the lamest of ways 😒

It's very soothing, despite the distress caused by my small lack of fine motor control due to my numb fucking hands.

Autism coping mechanism of the day : lists.

No, I don't mean lists of things to do or remember, I mean that I'm handwriting a list from a website, knowing full well I'm going to do a spreadsheet once I'm at my computer

Very tired of working 10x harder than my white peers for a quarter of the support and recognition in literally every aspect of my life.

Are philosophers important in tech and ethics? Yes.

Do they know anything about the biology of selfhood? No.

Can anyone get a degree in philosophy as long as they apply themselves and know how to game the system ? Yes.

Genkidama pour le quart de Lexo qui est en train de me sauver d'un meltdown complet :')

Unfortunately, no 😭

(Thirteen would have handled things better, too : this one said "oh you're high potential!" and "ah, you're hypersensitive." No, I'm telling you I'm autistic, beyond that I don't know much because I don't if you're using those words as Diagnosis or qualificatives!)

Me when the doctor is here : "I'm autistic. I know, it doesn't show, ha ha!"

Me after the doctor leaves because she got a bit too close to me and I couldn't stop myself talking : *hits myself*

(I'm ok, it was just some very aggressive stimming but UGH.)

Yes, this post brought to you by : THEM FUCKERS STEALING MY BLOOD ONCE AGAIN 😤

a woman wearing a black hat says you 're making me blush ALT: a woman wearing a black hat says you 're making me blush

Me when any kind of phlebotomist compliments my veins :

Long haired brunette sitting on a hospital bed, wearing a red shirt with the Star Trek logo. It reads "Red shirt I might not make it" over two lines of text

I told y'all I would do it.

huehuehue hospital red shirt :3c

pas longtemps, je sors demain matin vers 10h mais ARGH. Et puis j'ai faim, j'ai pas assez mangé ces derniers jours :')

Il est 23h, j'ai pas envie de dormir, les désinfectants divers et variés de l'hosto me brûlent le nez, je veux mon chez moi, bordel.

I have to spend the night at the hospital (it's a scheduled thing, nothing worrying) and I forgot to bring my PJs 😭