Whiffert The Kat

A pooltoy furry that can reintegrate after popping, but it never comes back as the same species. Very confused critter.

I become an inflatable bear-shaped samovar full of piping hot and very strong coffee. The heat is making me stretch and bulge quite a lot. I'll never get my trim bear figure back.

And don't try to hump on me, you'll get a scalded groinal area.

Gruff.

I'm still trying to get my head around the mystery of the Pooltoy Nulge. Is it a legitimate erogenous zone? If so, I'll rub anyone I encounter like I'm rubbing Aladdin's Lamp

rub rub rub rub rub

I don't care if it rains or freezes,
As long as I have my Plastic Jesus,
Riding on the dashboard of my car.
- Mojo Nixon (at al)

Sweet :) I need a seal pile like that.

Trying to get myself horned up enough to dig to the bottom of my pile to inflate a toy I have probably forgotten about.

Probably too much work for this old man so I just end up shagging a big balloon ;)

An old photo of an inflatable hippo chair with a taste for lion. #inflatable #pooltoy

It suits you :)

*orders a ball of string from TEMU*

The late great Milka Cow

20 years ago I made a DIY SPH toy. I still have it, but it leaks like crazy.

The maybe famous Intex Nessie pooltoy. egad! someone cut the handles off! This photo was from the late 90s, I think.

That giant doll balloon was scary big.

A large teddy bear with a balloon in its lap. The balloon has a bear on it and says Give em a Big Bear hug.

An old photo that was too cute not to keep.

Just a happy pooltoy whale full of lovely air and wanting to sqrrrrk!

Yet so enjoyable

I still visit that page now and then as I sometimes can't find the few items I contributed. My pooltoyness goes way way back :)

Locking myself in a room with just a pile of inflatables and a good pump. Time to fill every corner of the room with squeaky toys until I can no longer move. I may need someone to come rescue me, but, well, take your time.

Jots this down as a skill to acquire. Should work for plushies too :)

Hey, whatever floats your (inflatable) boat.

Durrrrrr :)

Good to keep those big unicorn lungs healthy.

pooltoy?

repairs are possible. I have good luck with the vinyl cement from the auto parts store. Glue on a patch made of clear vinyl.

Time to create a 10 square kilometer (or mile, I don't care) inflatable island to float around the doldrums of the South Pacific Ocean as a natural habitat for the pooltoys. Ships full of horny sailors stopping by now and then to satisfy their 'needs'. And big inflatable Moai.

I recall seeing inflatable speakers for sale a while back. You can get 'em on Amazon

Looks like the life of the (very squeaky) party :)

Do pooltoys dream of electric pumps?

Another old pic of the famous Summer Waves tiger

Ooof.. little pig breath