Andy Larsen

I mean, who would believe a city called "Minneapolis" would actually exist in Minnesota? Little too convenient if you ask me, although, a pretty funny joke on the Mary Tyler Moore Show.

I saw a dude here in Mexico City wander past me in a shirt with a drawing where Deadpool was cutting al pastor off a trompo with his swords and also there was an arrow pointing at him and it said “DEADPOOL” I feel like I stared too long at an eclipse

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

That’s how you do it folks

Stormtroopers gotta have some kind of hanky code

If you need someone to break it to her that Rob Halford is gay let me know

Christmas Day movie lineup:

FRANKENSTEIN
WAKE UP DEAD MAN
(dinner break)
F1

I know they were looking for some kind of logic behind why he talks about Somalians and Haitians, etc, like that, but no, he doesn’t bother to justify or even hide his racism. He’s just racist, that’s the only reason.

A foreign-born coworker and I were talking about Trump recently, and they were struggling to understand some of the recent politics, and I had to tell them they were extending this fucking asshole far too much grace, that actually he’s just a fucking racist and that’s why he does what he does.

Getting pretty sick of Vicario throwing his hands up every time he gets scored on, like it's everyone's fault but his. Showing up your teammates like that is a terrible look.

And the flipside, those fucking maggot cops in Uvalde, I literally have no idea how they live with themselves.

Like that fucking dude in London who disarmed a knife attacker with a narwhal tusk.

Can’t fucking wait to tell this bitch to leave

Seems as good a time as any to reiterate my own personal immigration policy, which conveniently is the same as Olive Garden’s:

When you’re here, you’re family.

I'm so disappointed with Plastic Man.

This is such a bummer, a buddy of mine is one of the dudes in the video.

I’m really hoping Presinald trunt isn’t just a typo and you’re on some good shit.

police dressed as military in front of a police tank

police dressed in camo like soldiers like total knobs

cops dressed head to toe in camo like full kit wankers

I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.

I have literally never had a boss at my current job who could write a decent email.

People who aren’t from Boston have their minds blown when I tell them the New England Aquarium used to have a “Boston Harbor" display tank with like three filthy lobsters and a mangy looking flounder and a shopping cart sunken into it.

hell yeah Chow Yun Fat

Gonna be fucking awesome when Schumer and Jeffries endorse Mamdani tomorrow

Yeah but when is Zohran Mamdani gonna enter the Criterion Closet

I just can’t fathom how much these Dems who haven’t endorsed Mamdani yet are gonna look like even huger dumbasses when he wins that election in a massive landslide.

He's so clearly the best candidate, AND the one with the most popular support, it's utterly baffling to me why Dems are trying to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory here.

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I feel like this cycle completes with “Whatever Happened To My Rock N’ Roll” by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, which is of course both the question and its own answer.

These are fine! Not a fan of this team as you know but they're okay. I like them a lot more than that weird gear logo the Oilers use sometimes.

Yeah real bummed