Millie Lemonade

had an eye exam and ordered new glasses today. i am so far left even my lenses are progressive

everyone is talking about justice for colbert but what about justice for star trek

i want it

my little musical genius

wait - Scribblenauts!

what happened to the game where you are baba yaga's apprentice? i think one is meant to just forage and help villagers with their love problems or whatever

kinda subnautica? i mean there is a plot you can follow if you want and probably eventually want to go to the challenging areas for loot but i've watched a bunch of people just faff about in that game

u.s. white house piñata on wood floor. in front of it lays a rainbow-striped baton, for to break the piñata with

ok, look, the rainbow baton was never intentional, it was the only one the store had

pentagonal piñata with a large picture of the US White House on the front

kiddo wanted his party themed around monuments and similar historical landmarks.

the piñata came in and i couldn't be happier

p good

testing the claims of these mini toasts

i smoke my bowls pinky up cuz i'm fancy

i asked if he meant the year or the number and he clarified that he meant the year

my nearly 5 yr old from the backseat on the way to the grocery store: "i keep thinking of 1859..."

it is wild to me that the establishment democrats & "moderate" conservatives don't see a night of long knives coming - or think they wouldn't be targets.

why are we threatening to impeach judges when there is a perfectly good president lying around?

credit where credit is due tho, i did not expect the soviet union to be the dom of the thruple.

should have seen it coming

it makes sense that nazi fascism and american confederacy would get together because they are both sore losers

yo Canada, you wanna show us how to burn down the white house again?

making its way downtown
squeezin' fast, gasses pass
and it's bowl-bound

🎶piano🎶

days later i discover this says 9/11 instead of 7/4? gonna have to dig that autocorrect out of my brain

even our shittiest founding fathers would have called the president out for treason by now

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It’s Black History Month

it's cheesy but i propose we all wear black and host wakes for 9/11 this year.

there can be bbq at wakes. but instead of fireworks might i suggest dirges performed by america's bagpipes: the kazoo.

i genuinely do not remember articles being so disrespectful of an artist's stage name as i have seen with Chapell Roan

like actor's use stage names all the time but i rarely see "whose real name is" included in every article about them, excepting biographies about old hollywood

first one is free

if forbes wants to they can use that one for free tho

their apologia didn't even have time to age

i reinstalled bluesky specifically to post something but i have forgotten what that something is because i have "mr bluesky" stuck in my head

look no one needs to ask