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‘Dracula Has Risen From The Grave’ fan art for ‘Claret’, the Hammer zine

Dracula Has Risen From The Grave fan art what I did for @alisdairwood.bsky.social’s fabulous Hammer zine, ‘Claret’

The Jays win? That's the Jays baby, love my team. The Jays lose? Toronto continues to pay for its transgressions and I must not interfere

November 1, 1846. Snow covers the grass near what will some day be called Donner Lake.

It is still 1000 feet away from the pass, but the first two groups have made it to the lake last night, using pine bows to feed the oxen. A small shanty even provides a bit if shelter...

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Panel from the Junji Ito manga "The Enigma of Amigara Fault" edited to look like a baseball is speaking the lines "Th-this is my hole! It was made for me!"

He says, ”Son, can you play me a memory? I’m not really sure how it goes. But it’s sad, and it’s sweet, and I knew it complete when I wore a younger man’s clothes.”

I say “Love Shack?”

“Yeah,” he says. “Yeah. Love Shack.”

Issues five, six, and seven of New Edge Sword & Sorcery in hardcover format, fanned out against a white background.

Issues five, six, and seven of New Edge Sword & Sorcery in softcover format, fanned out against a white background.

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YouTube video by Dylan Clark Portrait of God (Short Horror Film)

schort shorror shmovie: PORTRAIT OF GOD youtu.be/BI9fKfX5V68?...

Win the fucking World Series, baseball Sens!

Happiversary!

October 31, 1846. It's the homestretch. And not a moment too soon, because the weather is cold, and cold makes you slow.

Unfortunately, this homestretch happens to be the Sierra Nevada, already starting to refill the snowpack that gives the range its Spanish name.

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Just announced that trains from Tunney's stop at Lyon. To go further East, you'll have to switch platforms.

A robot in the form of a pumpkin with a smiling little face near the bottom and two banded legs. Its face is actually carved out like a jack-o-lantern's face in a pumpkin, revealing a darkened interior. The stalk of the pumpkin is also banded, like the antennae on other robots.

1060) Pumpkinbot. Smol squash pal that has some important information about seasonal drinks. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween

mystery inc dressed up as characters from survival horror games for halloween shaggy and scooby as james sunderland and mira daphne as claire redfield velma as mio amakura fred as isaac clarke

Mystery Inc's Survival Horrorween 🔪
#ScoobyDoo

Person who’s read one comic: Blackagar Boltagon is a stupid name.

Person who’s read 1,000 comics: Blackagar Boltagon is a stupid name.

Person who’s read 10,000 comics: Blackagar Boltagon is the perfect name.

One of the rubies my D&D party found hatched.

5 monster posters of the universal monsters in blue, black and red

If you missed my A3 Universal Monster posters at the time, and really need some dramatic monsters on the wall, the last few artist copies (sold out elsewhere) are available at Uniquely Geekly as a set or individual monsters.

www.uniquelygeekly.com/collections/...

charcoal + digital colour

#art

..."Bed one" what?

A huge, rounded robot with a cluster of writhing, banded tentacles at its base, each tipped with a clawed, shapeless hand floats in space. It has odd fins on its body and looks like it just woke up. It's looking balefully down at the tiny form of Spacebot - a spherical robot with solar panel wings, like a satellite - drifting across its bulk.

929) Eldritchbot. Spacebot investigates a signal in the cold void of space and there it finds, drifting and quiescent, a vast and terrible being, a slumbering star-god of unfathomable antiquity which now turns its malign indifference towards this mote of life. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween

With the Blue Jays one win away from taking the World Series, I think we need to get out ahead of this thing and threaten a nation-wide Rogers boycott if Edward Rogers touches that trophy before the players

A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.

An Onion print edition headline reading “Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man” with an accompanying photo depicting water spraying out of a man’s sternum as he sits on the commode.

My dream.

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

11. or A POEM FOR THE PIG THAT I SAW ON TIKTOK RACING THROUGH THE GROUNDS OF A SCHOOL FOR A MOMENT OUTRUNNING MORTALITY

Learned this toy of Nicolas Cage is actually supposed to be young Christopher Lee

YOU ARE STILL HERE. YOU ARE STILL SPITTING OUT OLD BLACK BLOOD EVERY MORNING AND BARING YOUR TEETH IN A SMILE THAT MAKES THOSE WHO THINK YOU SMALL SHIVER IN THEIR HIGH TOWERS. YOU ARE STILL HERE. THAT IS ENOUGH. YOU ARE STILL HERE. DARK AND TRUE HEART BEATING.

YOU ARE ENOUGH

A lateral, ovoid robot on four banded legs with a short antenna and a wide open mouth, from which is spilling forth many small spiders. The robot seems quite happy about the arrangement.

1073) Spidersbot. Ever wondered where Spiderbot sends all its spiders to? Well, now you don't have to. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween

Schrödinger's bus is a bus that may or may not exist until you try to use it. It applies the quantum principle of superposition, where a bus is simultaneously "on its way" and "cancelled" until a user "observes" its status on an app, at which point its existence becomes definite.

coins! a mountain of coins for the skull!

And also for the deadlands :-D

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(here's my cover art for the latest issue. read it to find out what this story is about)

A round-topped robot with banded arms and legs, a line of spikes running from its head down to a lizard-like tail at its rear and feet and hands with little claws on them. It has a wide open mouth filled with long teeth and is angrily smashing its way through a set of child's building blocks arranged in towers.

898) Kaijubot. Smol destroyer of smol cities. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween