MrComfyChair

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i just go to the meetings

video game news headline in 2033: arc raiders is adding moe the bartender

me: i forgot to take my meds today

Donkey Kong: 👑🍑??

me: yeah? what about her?

Donkey Kong: 🏗🦍🛢🔥!!

me: that’s your answer for everything

glancing at my watch becoming staring at my watch thinking man I really like this watch

we're already up to omega? i have a lot of catching up to do

looks like he fartin'

Stevie Nicks menacingly sideyeing Lindsey Buckingham

so in a sense it was both

was there a woman to blame or was it their own damn fault?

me explaining bluesky to my friends: it's the only community i've ever been a part of where i don't have to explain who caroline polachek is

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that's a pretty good beer

The sandwich throwing incident is great news for Subway executives, who weren't very pleased with the previous Google search results for "subway sandwich guy."

your tooth is what?

what a day to be a hater

middle-click, move the mouse pointer down a 1/4 inch, that's how you set the cruise control on bluesky

every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"

somebody at the football game dressed as a wizard with sunglasses

dressing up for halloween as rich evans dressed up as mr. plinkett dressed up as gandalf

"My newest hobby is finding lines from The Simpsons that could pass for Morrissey song titles." I took this image from somewhere else and can't write all of these out on my phone, so if you're reading this because you need the alt-text, take the opportunity to brainstorm some good ones of your own.

oh my god

I’m an ordinary guy JACKING OFF THE HOUSE

(chudler’s version)

tv advertisements seem pretty confident that i should know who glen powell is

Altered Simpson's screencap that says "Sneed's Feed & Seed (Formerly Shough's)

oh no

80 years ago, harry baals was on the tongues of everyone in fort wayne, anything is possible

[standing at 40-yard line, addressing crowd]
"POOP–"
[mutes mic, takes two steps, nods at line judge]
"POOP IS–"
[mutes mic again, has lengthy inaudible conversation with line judge as both teams mill about anxiously]
"POOP USED TO BE FOOD."
[signals timeout]

this is the disc horse bot, and what i have for you today is an abus granit 37/70 padlock

that scene where picard on the flute and the chief on accordion played i lost on jeopardy together was an all-time tv moment

YouTube video by MTRZ97 NFL on NBC 1995-1997 theme

Not gonna say it was greatest of all time but I really liked the mid-90s NFL on NBC theme

youtu.be/BZ6nIUCEI_g?...