Kyra Sims

This part had me cackling 😂👏🏾 #BadBunny

Terrible night for “Patriots”, be they footballers or racists 😂 #SuperBowlLX

YourFavoriteGuy & @guychristen... • 15h Kid Rock was the alternate name for Epstein Island

"OHHH RICKY'S HERE!" I just shouted from the couch to my cats who do not care.

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

It's Fairy Tale February on #FolkHorrorFriday. The lineup:

2/6 THE LURE

2/13 THE HATCHING

2/20 GRETEL AND HANSEL

2/27 THE HALLOW

All movies are free to stream on Tubi. We start at 9pm ET every Friday and post using the hashtag.

Me in College: How are these girls going out in freezing weather wearing just a north face jacket and leggings?

Me in Antarctica: *runs outside in a thin hoodie and leggings to take grainy videos of penguins*

Free business idea for 2026: a store for scented candles specifically designed to be used in the bathroom

The store name? John Wick

Jake Paul being knocked iut

Andrew Tate on his knees

Core memory images of Jake Paul and Andrew Tate.

Get more from Kyra Sims aka The Global Hornist on Patreon creating music and performance art all over the world!

My college friend @lilymischief.bsky.social, an incredible artist and musician, is going to Antarctica (!!) and making history by being the first Black classical musician to play on all seven continents (!!!) You can help her offset some upfront costs and get some cool perks in the process:

Aaah thanks so much, Abby!! ❤️❤️❤️

The AWS outage is a great reminder that Amazon’s power in the markets isn’t as a shopping platform (even though they can make or break individual small businesses at any time).
Their real revenue comes from hosting huge swathes of the Internet.

With the AWS outage, now‘s as good a time as any to post this old strip.

Did anyone else see this today and wonder wtf happened?

Oopsie, Stephen.

We all need to be learning Spanish so we can properly help these people - imagine trying to speak your non-native language when you’re scared out of your wits 💔

This is so hard to watch 😢

They’re baaack. 🤣

Repairs and all…

Ideating with Powerline 🧠⚡️🎤

Let me know what you think, aiming to make more things like this!

Attn Black people, stop scrolling.

This is not a drill: Chicago

Frustrated little dude gripping a pencil saying “how do I pack this down into something I can actually share?” While swirling rainbows labeled “INFINITE POTENTIAL” float around them. Little dude frowns at a tiny grey box, exclaiming “all that work for THIS?!” Little dude shoves the grey box into another little guy’s hands; Frowning, stomping off, and saying “Here you go, I made this, it sucks.” Second little dude cracks open the box, swirling rainbows project out onto their face. Second little dude stares in awe at all the swirling rainbows now floating around them.

Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑

I’m queer all the time and my queerness affects everything about my life - its inseparable, for example, from my healthcare and my right to freedom of expression and my bodily autonomy - but I also have a kitchen table just like yours where issues are discussed like tariffs and egg prices

An empty booth with a sign that says “vendor removed for selling AI art #ArtBYHumans”

I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org

Did Carrie Bradshaw write this?

The Social Security Administration official who exposed that the Department of Government Efficiency had left millions of Americans’ personal data vulnerable says he has been forced to resign due to retaliation. Charles Borges, who served as the SSA’s chief data officer, told

Hoo boy

Remember when people were trying to come up with a warning sign to keep people 10,000 years in the future out of our nuclear waste storage caves?

The Legionnaire's Disease cluster in Central Harlem has now grown to 58 cases. 21 hospitalized.

Tragically there has been a 2nd death.

If you live or work in zip codes 10027, 10030, 10035, 10037 or 10039 and you develop flu-like symptoms, contact a health care provider immediately.

Listening to a classical music station and the woman on the air mixed up William Grant Still and Samuel Coleridge-Taylor 💀💀💀💀💀

(If you aren’t a classical music head, you can probably still guess what color both men were)

Trump was impeached, twice.

Considering posting this every day until the Smithsonian corrects its exhibit. Feel free to join me.

A MIDI Cucumber from Waitrose

Does anyone know how to connect this to Ableton?