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Cookout.

Tigres is not slowing down at all

3 goals in 7 mins

Tigres goin crazy

I’m sure churches all across the south are still paying him 5-6 figure appearance fees. The cult of Tebow still runs deep.

Gave him bowser head

Football, in particular the NFL, is an incredibly dumb sport. There’s maybe 20 minutes of gameplay in 3 hour, the media industry around it sucks the life out of every other American sport, and it turns players brains into Swiss cheese.

This is why we need a female 007. Imagine she hooks up with an Aussie himbo named Steele Sidebottom. They’re robbing you of this.

A properly formatted and utilized works cited page was the bane of my existence in HS and college. Now I really get it lmao

Capitalism really breaks your brain. Just because something isn’t the biggest or most efficient, doesn’t make it bad!

People want all the fun of a tattoo without following the rules of the gallery or respecting the artist. I’ve seen the artist I go to be very mean to stupid people, but people who are respectful have no problems.

Chris Cuomo tweeting "I was wrong...but what is right?"

This would have gone so hard as an AIM away message in 1999

I appreciate this sentiment. But it’s just not the j on I’m world we live in. The content demand on sports writers makes access more important than ever. And I know for a fact teams and news orgs silence any questions they don’t like.

Especially bad in the NFL. And now you won’t be able to trust ESPN reporters either.

Most beat writers across all American sports have just become team PR. All terrifying of losing access

Today is wednesday August 6 and we are muting NFL fetishists

there was a competitive brand of baseball that prioritized fun and fan experience it was called the minor leagues and it was eviscerated to save a dollar

Kyle Schwarber gonna build a nuclear reactor on the moon Jesus

Do they think the moon has lights? It’s the reflection of the sun guys, it doesn’t require electricity

Sydney Sweeney is fundamentally uninteresting. She’s a beautiful woman speed running pop culture fame while providing very little substance. Of course republicans are going to use her.

The 90s nostalgia makes perfect sense. We are in the 1980s on steroids, with politics, music, movies, etc. It’s a vapid and tumultuous time and people want to move back into a time of authenticity and progress.

One of the reasons I avoid the NFL is the abundance of former players in broadcasting. They just say the dumbest shit over and over.

I expected pure chaos but holy shit #summerslam

Bro from Queretaro let the intrusive thoughts prevail

I am not down to be living the prologue of starship troopers

Ughhhhhh

Not good for mariners fans. That looked kinda like an Achilles tear