🙄🙄. men

old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

missed star war merch opps:

Qui-Gon Gin (spirits)
ChewBacco (chewing tobacco)
E-Wok (electronic wok)
Glug Shitto (malört competitor)

Pedestrian death at Peachtree Center renews crosswalk safety debate Merchant killed by car at faded crosswalk after previous road safety measures were reversed.

Atlanta Mayor Andre Dickens' unilateral decision to dismantle Shared Peachtree Street, a move that wasted millions in regional funding and ignored near-unanimous downtown business support, has claimed its first life.

Blood on his hands.

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20 minutes from avondale to midtown?? god damn thanks for the fast (and comfortable) commute marta 💙

BREAKING: DOGE has infiltrated the Jacksonville Jaguars

DnD ! with the girls and the gays !

ikea haul ! i love moving 💙💙

eating ice cream in the hope that my titties and ass get fatter >>>>

oh i forgot you can just say cis on this website

my friends are like 75% trans women, 5% other trans people, and 20% c!s dudes lol

i need more friends who are c!s women lmao

eepy hours this Saturday morning 💙💙💙

Someone else needs to run and get it done.

Another 4 years of inaction would be ~12+ years of little tangible results.

Elect someone who gets it and gives a damn.

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS IN CASE OF ICE: CONOCE TUS DERECHOS EN CASO DE ENCUENTRO CON ICE:

DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR. ICE cannot enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge. Tell the agents to show you the warrant by sliding it under the door. NO ABRAS TU PUERTA. ICE no puede entrar a tu casa sin una orden firmada por un juez. Diles a los agentes que te muestren la orden deslizándola debajo de la puerta.

ASK THEM TO LEAVE. If ICE doesn't have a warrant, tell them you do not consent for them to enter your home and ask them to leave. At work, ICE cannot enter employee-only areas without permission. 2 PÍDALES QUE SE VAYAN. Si ICE no tiene una orden judicial, diles que no das tu consentimiento para que entren a tu casa y pídeles que se vayan. En el trabajo, ICE no puede ingresar a áreas exclusivas para empleados sin permiso.

REMAIN SILENT. You have the right to remain silent. If the agents ask you questions, tell them, "I wish to remain silent." PERMANECE EN SILENCIO. Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio. Si los agentes te hacen preguntas, diles: "Deseo permanecer en silencio".

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.

EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.

Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

omg i love my girlfriend so much 🥺🥺🥺

fuck it

Decatur, Georgia should copy-paste

thank you setting spray, you've served me well 💙💙

wrong answer bud. next. 🙄

at least I look cute

jfc today was SUCH a long day 😮‍💨

sorry for posting so much recently, things have never felt this disasterously bad in the united states before

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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Eastside Beltline

Eastside Beltline

Hey you know what would be nice to have in between the sycamore trees and the patios? A couple of train tracks. Put 'em right here Andre Dickens -- I think we've done enough studies.

“Georgia Power IRP says electric grid demand to increase by 50% by end of 2030”

This is a massive problem where regular customers are going to eat costs (via electric & water bills!) for larger customer benefit.

We need rampant investment in renewables.

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turns out running the government like twitter costs hundreds of dead bodies within 10 days

'Your chariot has arrived': Inside MARTA’s next-gen trains MARTA’s new rail cars, built by Stadler US, introduce a range of features designed to improve comfort, efficiency, and accessibility.

I saw two 11 Alive reporters alongside me at State of marta today with my two eyes. They were consummate professionals.

The fact that their hard work was eclipsed by Atlanta producers using ChatGPT from marta press releases is nothing short of disgusting to me

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yeah we supposedly lease it from the cuban government and Castro famously had a pile of checks from the US government

girl are you fr