Triggs

Some of the worst people imaginable will be waking up now and slowly realising that result wasn’t a freakish nightmare and actually happened. I love the smell of hope in a morning.

Morning lads 🍀
@reformuk.bsky.social & @labouruk.bsky.social

65 minutes in here and Everton still persisting with 2 deep lying playmakers who can’t make a 10 yard pass to an open teammate. Dreadful game. Frankly outrageous that these two sides both have a whiff of Europe on the basis of this so far.

This Arsenal head loss has just registered on the Richter scale. Absolutely hilarious

Clap at the tele when something happens see also: Kopites.

Not that I’m doing it mind you. Thought about it but never really entertained the possibility of actually following through on it but still. There’s always next year.

Yet another feather in the cap of Dry February is that you feel vindicated in avoiding the pubs when they’re inevitably full of some of the worst people alive (Rugby fans wanting to teleclap the Six Nations).

That is sensational.

Hahah saw what I presume is a screenshot of that exact article on Twitter earlier which promoted the Wikipedia dive. Cult behaviour.

Stumbled across some mental things in my time but finding out Anthony Le Tallec and Florent Sinama Pongolle are cousins is right up there.

Comfortably in double figures of passing through Wolverhampton station in my lifetime and can confirm it is once again greyer than a pigeon’s arse. The streak continues.
Thank Christ I’ve never actually had to get off.

Can’t wait to get Vox Pop’d in the Horseshoe smoking area after 5 pints as Gorton and Denton constituency becomes the centre of the the British political universe for the next 6 weeks.

Rather proud of it, I’ll be honest. The post that is, not being a considering husband.

A real sliding doors moment earlier when I let Joanna choose what we could watch and she choose a 90’s RomCom starring Gwyneth Paltrow where a missed Tube has enormous consequences, and I ended up missing most of this frankly insane AFCON final.

And I am unspeakably shit.

Watching Mykolenko playing full back on one screen and Nunes on the other has got me ready to dust off my boots. Absolutely abysmal at the old association the pair of em.

4 days into January and Everton still starting Premier League games with Mykolenko at Left Back. Absolutely criminal.

Here We Go NYE special is ridiculously good.

Bury Football Club, you are rocking my world right now.

(Expectations were exceedingly high btw before she sees this)

Tell you what, married life is seriously surpassing expectations.

Watching Bullseye here for some reason.
“Just been nice to get away from the care worker for a while, our Leanne’s electronically tagged.”

Starting to worry about our plans to meet in the pub at 2 given the “you can log off now” email still hasn’t landed despite it usually dropping at 12 noon.

“How do they know who their dentist is?” will forever be my all-time favourite sitcom line. RIP Joan 🍺🚬

I only read it last year so it’s probably unbeknownst to me an updated version. Showing your age there mate!

Broke the seal on some Christmas cheese earlier. Mango Chutney Red Leicester number from Aldi. Absolutely sensational start like.

Bandit Country one of the best I’ve ever read. Worth getting it on the Christmas list if you haven’t had the pleasure.

Honestly hard to imagine that they’re capable of winning a game of football. Let’s see which League 1 fodder knocked them out of the League Cup in the Second Rou… oh dear God.