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moirreyv, me, posted an image in a discord: "nyanners clips that make my tummy rumble" by nyanners, it depicts her vtuber but as a lovely blue collar worker with a massive beer gut, the individual is clutching their beer gut.

user: daugue with gun replies: alot of mixed messages

cut off at the bottom is user: moirreyv replying to daugue with gun but it is half cropped, the words are: i bet one of them is your tummy rumbling

moirreyv, me, posted an image in a discord: "nyanners clips that make my tummy rumble" by nyanners, it depicts her vtuber but as a lovely blue collar worker with a massive beer gut, the individual is clutching their beer gut. user: daugue with gun replies: alot of mixed messages cut off at the bottom is user: moirreyv replying to daugue with gun but it is half cropped, the words are: i bet one of them is your tummy rumbling

19.02.2026 07:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t say youโ€™re happy out there without me
I know you canโ€™t be
Cause itโ€™s no good

02.02.2026 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.04.2025 09:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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116.

05.09.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 137    ๐Ÿ” 65    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A comic from Achewood except it's been edited to say "Why did you send an original song to Masayoshi Soken" "I like their product! I wanted 'em to have a little walkin' around music"

A comic from Achewood except it's been edited to say "Why did you send an original song to Masayoshi Soken" "I like their product! I wanted 'em to have a little walkin' around music"

Every time I see something about Tom Morello sending Soken a song for FFXIV completely out of the blue this is all I can think of

06.12.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1510    ๐Ÿ” 702    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

having a kid has been great and I cannot wait to have another

26.11.2025 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey! hello again! today i bring an beautiful Lilith from Darkstalkers, one of my favorite videogames, i hope capcom one day make a new game from that sagas

18.11.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 302    ๐Ÿ” 86    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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drew these after finishing CoP :')

26.10.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

shoutout to fat women. fuck yeah man.

24.10.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 368    ๐Ÿ” 119    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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In an ancient kingdom lived a black hound, not just a guardian but a wizardโ€™s familiar. He bore a magical charm on his chest and understood human speech. His loyalty was endless - even after his masterโ€™s death, he remained by the throne, guarding his legacy.

#dnd #ttrpg #gaming #mtg

23.10.2025 06:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 433    ๐Ÿ” 105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Old Soviet joke:

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals

23.10.2025 10:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5823    ๐Ÿ” 1608    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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duliaaas..... ouuoggghhh...........

22.10.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 374    ๐Ÿ” 211    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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People die, and Yuna dances When will she stop dancing

17.04.2024 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3113    ๐Ÿ” 1572    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

hi everyone

I had a baby in March

Heโ€™s wonderful and I love him very much

23.10.2025 07:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a simple drawing of a cat looking happily over its shoulder, with rays and hearts coming from its face. text reads, "dopey bobey beam."

a simple drawing of a cat looking happily over its shoulder, with rays and hearts coming from its face. text reads, "dopey bobey beam."

#catcrumb

23.10.2025 06:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 197    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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roof homosexuals

17.09.2025 05:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿฎ

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28.08.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 789    ๐Ÿ” 115    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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hornet photo study

04.09.2025 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8173    ๐Ÿ” 2709    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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I love my men like this. ๐Ÿ’ฆ

26.08.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 115    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Drawn on the blue eyed guy meme

Drawn on the blue eyed guy meme

Is this done yet (ok I been too noisy I will be offline goodbye and see you all later)

05.08.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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rage as a labubu

THANK U @coffinberry.bsky.social IM IN LOVE

20.07.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is actually extremely noteworthy.

17.07.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3904    ๐Ÿ” 998    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
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currently moving to Denton! 

Will return July 17th

currently moving to Denton! Will return July 17th

I am mid-move and all my things are packed up!

I shall return July 17th!

THANK YOU for your help making this possible!

If you would like to support my work, my tip jar is at https://tip.ovaettr.gay which helps a lot during this move!

We can't wait to be IN DENTON in a few days! See y'all soon!

14.07.2025 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Vegeta's Pride โœŠ๐ŸŒˆ (read Lโ‡’R)
I didn't post this one on bsky last year so here it is, happy pride month!
#dragonball

01.06.2025 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4680    ๐Ÿ” 2062    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

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