Shrimp Frying Rice

@hankgreen.bsky.social You should add a Pig bean in Focus Friend and name him "Pork'n".

You'll see tons and tons of fan content for an indie animated show and when you finally look it up it'll have three, 30 minute episodes released over 5 years.

How to make new friends after moving to a new city:

Calling multiple property managers to set up house tours feels like negotiating for Ricardo Rincon.

It looks like with #GQuuuuuuX, they learned the exact right lesson from G-witch and why it was so popular. Lesbians.

I was shocked out of a dream because I was playing Magic Arena and my opponent did something Arena wouldn't let you do in real life.

Yuki being the best non-Verstappen Red Bull driver.

She was fully ready to murder Kiyone for just standing there.

POSTING THESE EARLY!

more bleach AU of gravity falls ahahahahaha (mentally ill)

#gravityfalls #GFbleachAU

meant it as a lighthearted dig, but I've really internalized those words. When I'm setting up ad blockers, or manually installing older app versions to restore removed features, or doing literally anything to combat the onslaught of enshittification:
"I'm just trying to create the perfect world."

One time, when Channing's grandmother was visiting us, I was explaining to her all the ways I've set up to minimize the amount of advertisements we see and how we avoid paying for streaming services. And she says "Well, you're just trying to create the perfect world, aren't ya?". And she...

Okay, but the lipstick is actually doing work, tho

Like putting lipstick on a pig.

Me, trying to convince my girlfriend I'm not a Cyberpsycho when she watches me do this:

I reached 100 hours in Cyberpunk 2077 in 19 days. That means a little over 20% of that entire period was spent playing Cyberpunk. 🙃

I'm playing Cyberpunk 2077 and watching Edgerunners at the same time and it's pretty sick how connected they are through the music. Hearing "Let You Down" or "I Really Want to Stay at Your House" in one and then the other is *preem*.

The Cyberpunk 2077 Soundtrack is doing more for my programming productivity than anything has before.

Just finished Sekiro. Started Cyberpunk and the tutorial introduces the "counter" mechanic.

I've only ever seen a roach that big in the Philippines.

Aww, man. I'm tricking my coworkers into thinking I'm a subject matter expert again.

Bringing this back because it literally just happened to me. Sekiro is a good game.

Me

Channing's been listening to Noah Kahan. I've been rediscovering System of a Down.

Bad news, gamers.

Does anyone find it weird that when you're buying glasses online and you enter your prescription you get a popup that says "Damn, bitch, you live like this?"

they try to kill each other but that just makes the Yuri better

When I can comfortably crouch under a barrier or fence that taller people would have trouble with, that's what I call

Brother, you CANNOT be cancelling the meeting when it STARTS. I was context switching for half an hour beforehand to prep for that and now all that time is wasted.

I hate that my brain makes it feel like pulling teeth to do my actual programming job, but when I'm like, "I should write a script to take screenshots of my virtual fish," I can suddenly lock the fuck in.