You can call me Al. @sirtop

Fuck off Zack.

Zack Polanski says UK should give up nukes and 'ask Putin to do same'

11.11.2025 07:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh, snap.

08.11.2025 08:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was working in a Waitrose at the fish counter,
When I met you...

05.11.2025 19:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman is giving a speech at a podium and says that is a disgrace . ALT: a woman is giving a speech at a podium and says that is a disgrace .

01.11.2025 23:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He will always be 'The Artist formerly known as Prince' to me.

31.10.2025 19:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

'Dear Diary, I think my first day as head of PR for Waitrose went extremely well...'

23.10.2025 18:59 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

I'm inauthentic Geek.

20.10.2025 19:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That is why our war with France must never end.

18.10.2025 22:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tory MP George Freeman reports deepfake defection video to police Such political disinformation has the potential to corrupt democracy, says the Mid Norfolk MP.

I'm giggling like a little girl.

BBC News - Tory MP George Freeman reports deepfake defection video to police - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

18.10.2025 22:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SureJan. GIF

13.10.2025 20:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If they also crush pavement parked vehicles, they have my vote for life.

11.10.2025 21:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have more questions than answers at this juncture.

11.10.2025 19:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely fascinating new book. Some of the early sections on why Fatah's Hussein Agha preferred negotiating with old Irgun fellas in Netanyahu's Likud than with two-staters from the Israeli left are seriously revealing...

11.10.2025 18:12 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Also instinctively misogynist in much the same way.

11.10.2025 19:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Monsters

11.10.2025 07:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fucking horrific. 10/10

09.10.2025 21:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Next Democratic President" is wildly optimistic.

09.10.2025 21:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Two unrelated stories apparently.

09.10.2025 21:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Uncanny valley

09.10.2025 18:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Carling doesn't do religion...

09.10.2025 18:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What kind of arms firms are unable to monitor students' social media themselves?

08.10.2025 13:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Newry and Armagh MP Dáire Hughes described it as an attack on democracy and a "disgraceful and cowardly act designed to endanger lives and cause major disruption".

I mean, he isn't wrong but...

06.10.2025 09:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Newry: Pipe bomb left at Sinn Féin office of Liz Kimmins and Dáire Hughes Sinn Féin says it was found outside the constituency offices of Infrastructure Minister Liz Kimmins and Dáire Hughes MP.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

06.10.2025 09:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

05.10.2025 11:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Imagine picking today to pop out & get yourself arrested protesting the proscription of a violent and antisemitic group. All the utterly knowing you're on the right side of history.

04.10.2025 17:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Next Tory leader? Rise of Katie Lam reflects rightward shift on migration Shadow Home Office minister who tweets in language of hard-right populism is talked of as future of conservatism

*googling 'can I trademark K Lamity?'* www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

04.10.2025 17:09 — 👍 136 🔁 15 💬 10 📌 3

Less than thrilled that the rozzers are helping actual fash graffiti my ends.

03.10.2025 19:03 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

trad Scotland

03.10.2025 17:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Lucanamarca massacre

03.10.2025 15:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know how you don't get blackmailed? You don't have sex with underage girls in the first place.

02.10.2025 20:06 — 👍 379 🔁 42 💬 9 📌 2

You can call me Al.

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