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Tim Wiser

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Assoc Professor of Physics @ Truman State U, MO, USA Dark matter, particle physics, teaching. Personal account not affiliated with my employer.

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instructions unclear, how do I get the mouse out of my nose?

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a bedford ambulance is driving down a city street ALT: a bedford ambulance is driving down a city street
18.02.2026 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPhotons are particles”

18.02.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who would ever write a paper about that mess

18.02.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lol remember when the 3.55 keV line

18.02.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry I will try harder to post ragebait

β€œWIMPs are the best dark matter candidate”
β€œQFT is uncool actually”

18.02.2026 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

come work with me! #physics #astro #iteachphysics

16.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have small class sizes and amazing students!

13.02.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#physicsjobs #astrojobs

13.02.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
photo of Fred Savage as wonder years character Kevin Arnold

photo of Fred Savage as wonder years character Kevin Arnold

robert mcnees is kevin arnold prove me wrong

04.02.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it may have a protective anti-bird filter installed

13.01.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
2025-2026 Graduate and Professional Tuition Rates

Stanford drops by ~2/3rds for 'terminal graduate registration' status
studentservices.stanford.edu/tuition-rate...

12.01.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one of those is not a typo

08.01.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maxwell’s Demon vs Meyer’s Vampire

24.12.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, the Eastern Pacific, or as we usually know it the CarribeoAtlantoIndoArctic Ocean

16.12.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there are so many brackets. i love it

16.12.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe I have to be on calibri’s side

12.12.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I’m reading this right, and I’m pretty sure I am, we finally have an explanation for where socks go in the dryer.

04.12.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not sending you my drafts anymore 😀

14.11.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

memebrane

13.11.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t worry, the LLM won’t get in any legal trouble

05.11.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comic: man in green sweater vest at podium saying β€œIF P IS FALSE, I WILL BE SAD.
I DO NOT WISH TO BE SAD.
THEREFORE, P IS TRUE.”

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comic: man in green sweater vest at podium saying β€œIF P IS FALSE, I WILL BE SAD. I DO NOT WISH TO BE SAD. THEREFORE, P IS TRUE.”

05.11.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My Reese’s was only 6% primordial by mass :(

31.10.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why should I have to learn how to think just to get a PhD, Chanda?? Seems unfair

22.10.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

probably will get the wrong answer but still

17.10.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will do the highest weight decomp by hand before I turn to a CG table

17.10.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

facts

11.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please share widely!

I am happy to answer any questions about the jobs, department and/or school!

07.10.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Assistant Professor of Chemistry -- Inorganic Chemistry (Fall 2026)

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07.10.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Assistant Professor of Chemistry -- Organic Chemistry (Fall 2026)

trumansu.peopleadmin.com/postings/1418

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