@pagepressed.bsky.social
28. femme lesbian bartender from the midwest. writer, painter, soup maker.
i need to kiss the gays who made my qdoba bowl on the mouth oh my god
05.11.2025 22:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bake off has inspired me and i’m gonna make a chocolate guinness cake for my birthday!
04.11.2025 00:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
getting into the holiday spirit
03.11.2025 03:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
the last thing you see before she eats you
03.11.2025 00:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what is everyone’s favorite word? i think mine is tomb
03.11.2025 00:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you are beautiful susie salmon
02.11.2025 23:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my cat doesn’t know about the time change and she’s pissed dinner is running late
02.11.2025 20:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0skipping the bar’s halloween party to make crockpot mac and cheese and decorate the tree with my butch it’s called growth
02.11.2025 18:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0november is one of the loveliest months of the year and some people just don’t get it
02.11.2025 14:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0cleaned up my closet/office area so fast so my butch will let me put up the christmas tree tonight
01.11.2025 21:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
kinda wanna look like this forever
01.11.2025 14:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
she’s aliiiiiive
01.11.2025 01:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0two girls at my bar just quit hours before their halloween shifts omg
31.10.2025 15:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m so mad i don’t have spotify on my work laptop i need to listen to the new florence album immediately
31.10.2025 14:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0dunkin tried to cover up the fact that they made me the most putrid fucking drink by serving it to me in the christmas cups…..whatever
31.10.2025 12:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
happy halloween! i’m the captain of my office today
31.10.2025 11:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
movie night!
31.10.2025 01:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0getting really into reading the paper and listening to the local rock station in my old age when did i become my father
30.10.2025 16:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0do i drive 51 minutes away to see frankenstein
30.10.2025 15:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i used to work for a janitorial distribution company and today at my new job i’m in charge of ordering new soap dispensers i love love love this
30.10.2025 15:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0trying to include our friend in our halloween costume so we have frankenstein, bride of frankenstein, and frankenweenie
30.10.2025 13:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my butch’s work is hosting a trunk or treat tonight let the halloween activities begin!
29.10.2025 17:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
happy national cat day to my very best girl maple <3
29.10.2025 12:54 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0wednesday is my errand day for work so i don’t go into the office AND i have hours to flex for my training sooo once i’m done at 11 i’m going to the next town over for a quick sephora visit
29.10.2025 12:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you’re looking very shane today
29.10.2025 00:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my butch last week: what is dance moms this is such a stupid show
my butch now, verbatim: is she seriously putting paige in the dance with a broken foot? she won’t be able to dance at nationals, she’s crazy!!
okay my butch and i finally landed on being frankenstein and his bride
28.10.2025 22:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0making the tiktok feta pasta tonight i can’t fucking wait
28.10.2025 21:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it says i can’t view mature content or have access to messages until i confirm i’m an adult by scanning my id or putting in my soc which is absolutely not happening
28.10.2025 21:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
movies that make me ME!
28.10.2025 19:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
