val🫧

my mom’s least favorite thing about me used to be that i was gay but we’ve grown and healed and now it’s the way i make my Fs

does anyone wanna come over for a drunken singalong hairspray watch party

i start every morning with my spotify chill mix

yay yay yay!!!

you get me <3

despite being a lesbian i cannot write lesbian characters because i only know how to write very sad women in miserable relationships with very sad men. usually god is there. almost always in a coastal setting. this is me.

i love to look extra cute on thursdays because it’s my favorite day of the week

craving a fig newton like a mf

every manager is out today so yeah i’m working on my novel at the front desk

i’m like if a blueberry muffin made a wish to become human

maple approved purchase

2026 is the year of the blueberry muffin

got some marshmallow perfume for the office i smell delicious right now entering data

sometimes dinner is just two grilled cheeses

sally’s trip immediately after

haircut in fifteen….i’m totally fine and calm

the bisexual women running taco bell like the navy are in love with me

it’s 45 degrees in ohio and the men are already in basketball shorts and slides

my butch and i are going to watch twilight and new moon in an old museum for valentine’s day i can’t wait omg

planning out the perfect baked potato bar for my super bowl party

can i just say that i do in fact miss the little influencer girlies i had formed parasocial friendships with since deleting tiktok :/

unfortunately i have to pack the same lunch i’ve had all my life i cannot stray

i would like to abolish women’s necklines on shirts

i think as a nation we need to revisit the whole ‘four way stop’ thing because a lot of you have no idea what to do at a stop sign

going to start getting really into blended oats

snowstorm breakfast 🤍

new tiktok agreement is fucking heinous this is the push i needed to get rid of that evil evil app

if your old villagers stay in the hotel they remember you :’)

i can’t put together a good outfit when i have to wear my dang ass snow boots!!

new watch :)