@pupleif.bsky.social
Brainrotted engineering dog and classical music nerd who can’t type for shit and has strong opinions about Matlab. 📍Baltimore
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08.11.2025 17:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the goodest boy
18.10.2025 17:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bitch you beat me to it
18.10.2025 02:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
leif in green tights, a green jock, a black mini skirt, black shirt, pup hood, green gloves with nails, and a witch hat
my elphabussy is defying gravity
18.10.2025 02:39 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m getting older, my body’s changing, and i wish someone would apologize for it because tell me why the weather shifted and then BOOM instant back pain
13.10.2025 03:39 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0mommy? sorry, mommy? sorry, mommy?
11.10.2025 17:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Standing there… menacingly 🧍♀️
11.10.2025 16:36 — 👍 28 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0thanks :3
09.10.2025 21:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
my bdsm test
i have data to back up my claim of being solidly verse switch
09.10.2025 03:42 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0would
05.10.2025 16:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0funni :)
30.09.2025 03:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m in the top 13% of nose blowers in the world
29.09.2025 20:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A group photo of several human-pups wearing different colored pup hoods in front of a mural saying Uproar DC.
A little rain didn’t stop the dogs from taking over Uproar for our monthly Sit, Stay, Sip social.
#pupplay #pupkink #wetdogs #dcgays #dcpups
text message reading “I know it's been a while I missed you lately, I hope you're doing well”
got this text and knew it was a scam immediately because no one misses me
26.09.2025 19:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i can’t believe we didn’t get raptured—i put on my best jock for nothing
23.09.2025 20:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0there was a guy on the bus today w huge arms that at first i thought was hot, but when he stood up he was wearing straight man skinny jeans
23.09.2025 13:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0mmmf (respectfully)
23.09.2025 13:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0shot on my iphone 4s
23.09.2025 13:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
image with overlaid text saying : it’s raptureussy tuesday are you boypussying
23.09.2025 13:12 — 👍 36 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0congrats on inventing going to one bar on a saturday!!!
23.09.2025 12:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0maybe if the rapture happens i’ll finally be able to take a fucking break
23.09.2025 12:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you sound like @scruffware.duck.dog who’s been trying to figure out how to 3d print his
21.09.2025 03:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0serving PSL realness in the best possible way
21.09.2025 03:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0false negatives are also possible! try testing again tmrw if u have doubts
21.09.2025 01:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if you measure from my tailbone, I have a 73” cock
21.09.2025 00:22 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0using a mercator projection for this type of sectioning is criminal
18.09.2025 01:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i actually can’t overstate enough how much i hate them. the concept of a matrix with all 0 diagonal entries that isn’t the 0 matrix pisses me off
16.09.2025 21:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0yippeeee
16.09.2025 20:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if a skew symmetric matrix was a color it would be chartreuse, and if it were a number it would be 7. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
16.09.2025 19:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1you were peer reviewed but the findings weren’t published
14.09.2025 13:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
